View Full Version : Aunt Esther!!!!!! what is your favorite quote ?????
04-07-2001, 06:22 PM
what is your favorite quote from aunt esther?
04-07-2001, 07:28 PM
My favorite was a line she had where Fred and his pals were sitting around(I'm not sure of the exact situation) in tuxedos and fine clothes and were drinking for some reason. She said words like, "Fred Sanford, the Bible says, 'thou shalt not get drunketh with wine'". And Fred looks at her and says, "What does it say about scotch".
Another one was where(I don't remember the situation) Ester said to Fred, "Your behind is mine, and I'm the lawnmower". And she chased Fred out of the room.
04-07-2001, 10:47 PM
"Woodrow, you came here with teeth ... Do you wanna be leavin' with teeth?"
my favorite is:
watch it you little beedie eyed fool
04-08-2001, 11:11 AM
Its gotta be "Fred, you fish-eyed fool!"
05-17-2001, 07:12 PM
Mine is "Watch it, Sucka"!
Fred to Cal: With Elizabeth I would, with Esther, (he looks at her)I wouldn't.
Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't. You so old you couldn't.
05-20-2001, 07:49 PM
Fred "Shut up Dummy".
GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!
05-30-2001, 09:25 PM
Aunt Esther to Fred:I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!
05-30-2001, 09:38 PM
Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose.
Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest.
Fred: To Elizabeth, I would say "I do" , but to Esther, I wouldn't.
Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't, you so old you couldn't.
07-31-2001, 10:51 AM
"Watch it, Sucka"
01-14-2002, 11:22 PM
I liked it when she would call Fred "you old heathen" because he would not go to church and because he got angry when she would bring the ladies from the church to his house. But Fred always had a comeback, his best one was "They should dip your face in dough and make some gorilla cookies".
03-19-2002, 09:05 AM
Favorite quote: What it sucka!
06-04-2002, 01:40 PM
My favorite Aunt Esther Line is: Watch it, Sucka! and then she would fill the spirit and say: Oh, Glory Hallejuah!!!:lol:
06-04-2002, 03:34 PM
...isn't on Sanford & Son, but rather 'Shakes the Clown'!
Unfortunately...the quote is somewhat 'R-rated', so I'll have to restrain myself. ;)
If you ask...I'll post an edited version. But, after all...you're looking for 'Aunt Esther' quotes.
09-25-2002, 01:22 PM
My favorite Fred-and-Esther exchange:
Lamont: Pop, you've gotta quit insulting everybody! These are your friends and they love you!
Esther: Yeah. I coulda called you a "fish-eyed fool", but I didn't!
Fred: And I could've called you a fat-back, monkey-faced gorrilla, But I DIDN't....but I WILL, you fat-back, monkey-faced ape!!
09-25-2002, 02:02 PM
We'll miss ya! ;)
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