Misheard song lyrics...

[Ireneparalegal]

Ever hear a song and you sing along to it for years and later find out the lyrics you were saying all along were wrong???

For me, growing up I loved that song "Blinded by the Light" the version done by Manfred Man. I always used to think that part of the song where they say: Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

I used to sing it like this:
Blinded by the light
revved up like a douche like a roller in the night.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[The Chauffeur]

Ever hear a song and you sing along to it for years and later find out the lyrics you were saying all along were wrong???

For me, growing up I loved that song "Blinded by the Light" the version done by Manfred Man. I always used to think that part of the song where they say: Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

I used to sing it like this:
Blinded by the light
revved up like a douche like a roller in the night.

ROTFLMAO!!!!



I used to think it was "wrapped up like a douche" I think that was one of the most misheard lyrics ever, lol :lol:

[Dean Winchester]

"scuse me while I kiss this guy"

[Ireneparalegal]

"scuse me while I kiss this guy"
Oh yeah, that's a good one. Mr Jimi Hendrix!!!!

Ain't no woman like the one I got - Four Tops
My friend said she thought they were saying "Ain't no woman like the one-eyed goat" ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Brad Russ]

I'm not sure who sings the song, I think it's Paul Young, but the song goes like this: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

I use to think the lyrics were: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

[Ireneparalegal]

I'm not sure who sings the song, I think it's Paul Young, but the song goes like this: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

I use to think the lyrics were: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
Yep, that was Paul Young. It did sound like that's what he was saying. Very annoying. LOL

[Dean Winchester]

almost half of "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper, I didn't understand as a kid.
"they say I better stop or I'll go blind"="a superstar or I'll go blind" (yes, I didn't think the song made sense when I heard that)
"I hope he will understand"="I don't even understand" (which could sorta make sense if she doesn't know what Bopping is, lol)

"La Isla Bonita" by Madonna
"last night I dreamt of San Pedro"="last night I drank up some Faygo" (that is how I sang the song for years, lol)

"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)" by Pet Shop Boys
"I've got the brains, you got the looks, let's mate lots of monkeys"

[Ireneparalegal]

rotflmao!!!! :lol: :crazy:

[AB]

The first time I heard Sweet Emotion by Areosmith, I thought he was singing
wheels in motion.:dance: :rock: :rock:

[Penny Lane]

Almost everything that John Fogarty(CCR) sings!:lol:

[Dr. Thong]

In "Midnight Rider" by the Allman Brothers Band,

There's a line that goes

"Some old bed I'll soon be sharing."

I heard it as

"Some old men I'll soon be sharing," which made me wonder what the hell ol' Gregg was up to!!:confused: :confused:

If anyone wants to have some fun with this topic, go to:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

The website is based on the 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy book, a compilation is misheard lyrics. Lots of fun!!

[Ireneparalegal]

Almost everything that John Fogarty(CCR) sings!:lol:
:lol:

[sara]

A girl that my mom worked with was at a wedding reception and was singing to ACDC's "You shook me all night long." Instead of "she was a fast machine" she was signing "she was a fax machine" :lol:

[AB]

My son used to think Tom Petty was singing "running down the drain".

[Janice Johnson]

I'm not sure who sings the song, I think it's Paul Young, but the song goes like this: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

I use to think the lyrics were: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

Yeah,me too! LOL.........:lol:

[Ohio8]

Wings: "Jet" and "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey."
Stone Temple Pilots: "Big Bang Baby." (---- this song's full of them.)

[catlover79]

Chalk me up as another one who misheard "deuce" in "Blinded by the Light". :lol:

I also thought "Funkytown" was...well, another word that begins with "F". I thought, "they're allowed to say that on the air??" :rofl:

When the song "Lady In Red" by Chris DeBurgh came out, my sister was 5 and thought it was "Lady In Bread". :rofl: I still tease her about that sometimes. :lol:

[Ohio8]

Wings: "Jet" and "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey."
Stone Temple Pilots: "Big Bang Baby." (---- this song's full of them.)

Here's what I thought "Jet" said:
"Ah Major won't object to always love me.
Ah Major won't object to always love me.
Ah Major much later.

"Jet! With the wind in your hair of a thousand races."

From "UA/AH":
"Hands across the water, (water).
Hands across the sky.

"Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sea."

[Janice Johnson]

Paula Abdul's Straight Up.

I heard, "Or am I a page in your history? Look, I don't need to make demands, but the word and the deed go hand in hand."

Correct: "Or am I a page in your history book? I don't need to make demands, but the word and the deed go hand in hand."

[catlover79]

When I was a kid, I misheard a lyric in "You Were Born In The City" by Glenn Frey (great song, btw). Instead of "You were born in the city, concrete under your feet", I thought he said "you were born under your feet". :confused: :lol: :rofl:

This isn't really mishearing a lyric, but as a kid I thought the Hall & Oates song "Maneater" was about a cannibal. I also thought the Jeffersons' theme about "getting a piece of the pie" was about REAL pie. :rofl:

As a kid I also heard the Supremes' "You Can't Hurry Love" many times before I heard the remake by Phil Collins. THAT had me REALLY confused. I thought something was seriously wrong with the tape to make Diana Ross sound like a guy!!! :rofl: