View Full Version : The dude lost a book????
DarkDante
08-18-2005, 11:08 AM
The dude lost a book??
Granted it was a Bible and somebody else picked it up at a garage sale but seriously what was this waste of time. It was basically trying to track down an owner of a book!
Hey I lost a pencil yesterday - think UM can run a story on it and help me find it - Crystaldawn misplaced her crown - maybe UM can do a story on that too?
:rolleyes: - UM cracks me up sometimes
Later.
crystaldawn
08-18-2005, 11:44 AM
:lol:
mistagee
08-18-2005, 12:03 PM
I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?
Needed are:
a) Three eyewitnesses who have three completely different stories
b) A psychic who claims it happened near water and the words "five" and "Hudson" are involved
c) The possibility that I had a head injury and I dont remember who I am
:lol:
justins5256
08-18-2005, 01:33 PM
I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?
Why would you want your virginity back? Seems like everyone is in a big hurry to lose it as soon as possible.
KyooMac
08-18-2005, 04:10 PM
I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?
Was prison involved? That would solve your mystery quickly!
mistagee
08-18-2005, 07:18 PM
Yes, i was wrongfully jailed for a murder I didnt commit, but thanks to some calls from UM viewers, I was updated, and freed.
No news on the virginity, I think it was somewhere in Attica, and a orange jumpsuit with lots of holes
:lol: :happyface :eek:
Yeah, that segment was stretching it a bit. The big "mystery" is trying to track down an ancestor to give the Bible to??!!!? UGH
UMfan77
08-20-2005, 11:32 AM
That guy had too much time on his hands.
Mijada
08-20-2005, 12:06 PM
Well if I came across something like that I'd try and find the rightful family to give it to too. I wouldn't go so far as to take it on national television but I would definiely go online or at least make an attempt to find the family. So many people these days are spending a lot of time and money trying to trace their family history. There are many things about my own family that I would love to find out and I'd be elated if some stranger took the time to track me down to give me the info that I was looking for.
He seemed like a decent man, and it was nice of him to try to return the Bible -- but this shouldn’t have been featured on UM (just my opinion).
They must have been hard-up for stories that week! LOL!!
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