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[leslie8311]

I have two sayings I must identify. One: Mary is on a date, and the guy tries to put the moves on her. He said she doesn't have experience. She counts up her experience and realizes she's been on 3,000 dates! Two: Sue Anne Nivens said she qualifies her dates - "anyone between the ages of 18 and 65 and a US citizen". Does anyone know these episodes?

[Christine0079]

the one about mary's date is called "Lou dates Mary" i remember the quote you're thinking about but i cant remember what episode its from.

[Bill S.]

I haven't seen MTM in awhile so I'm not certain but I don't recall that Lou ever dated Mary even in one episode. I remember one episode where Mary was on a date and for reasons I don't remember Lou was in Mary's apartment along with Mary's date. Lou was talking to this man and discovered that he had "plans" for Mary later in the evening. Lou was so mad he punched the date. Mary got mad at Lou even after Lou explained why he hit him. I'm not sure but I think Lou told Mary that he thought of her as he would his own daughter. If he said that then I can't imagine an episode where Lou actually "dated" Mary. Dating her boss would not be in character for Mary. If she did I would be very disappointed in her.

[Christine0079]

She did go on a date with him. I have that episode on tape.

[Christine0079]

oh, and Sue Ann doesnt say that quote Rhoda does

[Christine0079]

i just remembered. that quote is from happy birthday lou