Small_Wonder_Lover
06-28-2005, 10:37 PM
4a: You have the Small Wonder theme song on your MP3 player.
5a. (This applies to males only) The following is only a generalist statement: Since you suck at meeting women, you want to adorn your room with a mannequin that looks _exactly_ like an adult Tiffany Brissette and name it Vicki. Dressing it like Vicki may be seen as an option.
11a. You might have also wanted to name your daughter either Tiffany or Vanessa.
16. You made _plenty_ of chocolate milkshakes (#103: "RoboSitter") when your parents were away and made a friend sick (Like when Vicki "malfunctioned" when Jamie gave her/it a sip).
17. You _dream_ of someone named Vicki or Vanessa in your dreams to come along.
18. You named your computer Vicki.
19. You came along to the Small Wonder web site through Google.
20. Small Wonder is the basis of each and everything you do in life.
21. You cannot go a day without talking about the show and telling somebody
you meet about the show.
22. You get pissed that these other 80s shows get converted to home video and Small Wonder is not in the lineup, even if you tried
23. (21+) Small Wonder looks better now, because you're an adult, and Small Wonder looks better because you're drunk.
24. Your Wi-Fi SSID has something to do with Small Wonder, or (if using some setup software [like Linksys']) that your WEP key was created with a passphrase using a word from Small Wonder)
25. And finally, Small Wonder is all you do on the Web. All your AIM/YPager/ICQ/MSNMsngr contacts are pre-screened that all your IM contacts do nothing but talk about Small Wonder each time you sign on.
5a. (This applies to males only) The following is only a generalist statement: Since you suck at meeting women, you want to adorn your room with a mannequin that looks _exactly_ like an adult Tiffany Brissette and name it Vicki. Dressing it like Vicki may be seen as an option.
11a. You might have also wanted to name your daughter either Tiffany or Vanessa.
16. You made _plenty_ of chocolate milkshakes (#103: "RoboSitter") when your parents were away and made a friend sick (Like when Vicki "malfunctioned" when Jamie gave her/it a sip).
17. You _dream_ of someone named Vicki or Vanessa in your dreams to come along.
18. You named your computer Vicki.
19. You came along to the Small Wonder web site through Google.
20. Small Wonder is the basis of each and everything you do in life.
21. You cannot go a day without talking about the show and telling somebody
you meet about the show.
22. You get pissed that these other 80s shows get converted to home video and Small Wonder is not in the lineup, even if you tried
23. (21+) Small Wonder looks better now, because you're an adult, and Small Wonder looks better because you're drunk.
24. Your Wi-Fi SSID has something to do with Small Wonder, or (if using some setup software [like Linksys']) that your WEP key was created with a passphrase using a word from Small Wonder)
25. And finally, Small Wonder is all you do on the Web. All your AIM/YPager/ICQ/MSNMsngr contacts are pre-screened that all your IM contacts do nothing but talk about Small Wonder each time you sign on.