What is the most idiotic thing you have ever done?

[crystals]

I just did the most idiotic thing today. I went to go get some multi-vitamins from the drug mart and I accidentally got the 30 multi-vitamin instead of the 20 multi-vitamin. I feel like such a moron.:wallbang Anyway, that's my idiotic story of the day. What idiotic things has anyone else done?

[Pus$y Galore]

For which WEEK are we talking? ;)

[Max Whittaker]

Oh, I do so many idiotic things! No. I don't want to talk about it.

[swedeace]

It was two days ago - Monday. Denied a behaviorial action I did to a person I am usually open and honest with. This was through instant messaging, but I felt bad about my lie. The person didn't buy my lie either. It was to save face (my face?), I guess.

[TJL]

I got a millon stories on this subject.

And they all begin with "I was really drunk..."

;)

[Dutabi84]

Too vague of a question..is this like for our whole life, or the last 20 minutes? Cause if it's the ladder, I was just at the car wash when it occurred. When I rolled in and water started splashing my car, that's when it hit me: "I should probably roll up my windows."

[Courtnee]

Gosh,I think the most idiotic thing I've ever done happend when I was 8 and I bought Britney Spears' album.... ;)

[Shine]

Let's see...the most idiotic thing I have ever done? Well, if I told everyone the most idiotic thing I have ever done I would get banned from SO for life. :lol:

The most idiotic thing I ever did was flirt with my best friend's girlfriend...a LOT and for quite a while. It turned out to be a very messy situation in the end. Not one of my prouder moments.

[dawsongirl]

lol...anything I've ever said to my crush. EVER. And generally falling for him in the first place. Ugh.

As for just today, I almost pulled out in front of someone in the Target parking lot.

And this didn't turn out stupid, but I picked up a stranger and took her home today. She and her daughter knocked on my car window and she offered me $5 to take her half a mile. :D

[PZelda]

Left my mother's $300 bike, unlocked, in the foyer at TJ Maxx today.

Hey, what was somebody to do when they didn't have a bike lock available and had to go meet somebody for lunch? I am never doing that again. :crazy:

Fortunately, it was fine -- and still there -- when I came by to pick it up 1.5 hours later. :D

[vienna waits]

totaling my car 2 years and 4 months ago.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Putting a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the cardboard from underneath.
Trying to curl my hair with a round brush.

[G-Force Glockstar]

Oh, I do so many idiotic things! No. I don't want to talk about it.

Me either :lol:

[robyrob]

i just put Soy Sauce in my coffee :p

i was topping off my cup and heating up some leftover rice and stuffing, and i was gonna dump one of those little packets of soy sauce into the rice but for some reason i put it in my coffee...

MOST people woulda just tossed out the coffe and poured a new cup, but it dont taste THAT bad :)

[Kay Scarpetta]

Me, my cousin, and some of her friends were hitting golf balls at the drive-in range the other night. I've never hit a golf ball before, other than mini-golf. So I took the big, metal driver and went to hit the ball as hard as I could.

I ended up smashing my foot and fracturing 3 toes.

[ABlairican Pie]

Me, my cousin, and some of her friends were hitting golf balls at the drive-in range the other night. I've never hit a golf ball before, other than mini-golf. So I took the big, metal driver and went to hit the ball as hard as I could.

I ended up smashing my foot and fracturing 3 toes. :eek2:

[Kay Scarpetta]

:eek2:

Yeah, it wasn't exactly pleasant. My first 3 toes are all black and blue and I can't move them much. There's not much they can do though, for broken/sprained toes.

I won't be playing golf again for a very long time.

[IMakeBurgers]

- Fighting over Nancy McKeon on the boards a couple years ago
- Back talking my english teacher until the point where I almost got kicked out of school
- Trying to ash(cigarette) out of the window of a car, and I missed the open part and hit the window. The cherry fell on my hand and it burned me.
- Asked my manager where the forks were, so I could re-stock them, and they were right in front of me.
- Spent my whole paycheck on shirts at Hot Topic, and didn't have money for 2 weeks.
- When I was 6, I jumped in the shallow end of my grandparents pool, landed wrong, and sprained my ankle
- I was playing volley ball in PE last year, and I went to spike the ball, came down, landed wrong ans sprained my ankle
- When I was 8 I tripped on my own feet, caught myself on my hands and bent 3 fingers backwards. One ended up being broken.
- When I was little, my mom tried to help me out of the car and I told her that I could to it myself, that I was a big girl. Jumped out of the car, fell, and fractured my arm in 3 places.

Thats all I can think of right now...There are more, trust me.

[IMakeBurgers]

Yeah, it wasn't exactly pleasant. My first 3 toes are all black and blue and I can't move them much. There's not much they can do though, for broken/sprained toes.

I won't be playing golf again for a very long time.

Karly, I think it's kind of idiotic that you didn't know what grits were.. :D Grits by mail!!! :crazy: :lol:

[G-Force Glockstar]

Asking and saying stupid things all the time
Making 3 weight threads here
Guessing on my school work
Eating 15 donut cake holes (that look like little balls)
When this one boy I didn't know that well asked me out, I said I couldn't.

Can't think of any more at the moment.....but there are thousands of more, I promise!

[vienna waits]

- Fighting over Nancy McKeon on the boards a couple years ago
- Back talking my english teacher until the point where I almost got kicked out of school
- Trying to ash(cigarette) out of the window of a car, and I missed the open part and hit the window. The cherry fell on my hand and it burned me.
- Asked my manager where the forks were, so I could re-stock them, and they were right in front of me.
- Spent my whole paycheck on shirts at Hot Topic, and didn't have money for 2 weeks.
- When I was 6, I jumped in the shallow end of my grandparents pool, landed wrong, and sprained my ankle
- I was playing volley ball in PE last year, and I went to spike the ball, came down, landed wrong ans sprained my ankle
- When I was 8 I tripped on my own feet, caught myself on my hands and bent 3 fingers backwards. One ended up being broken.
- When I was little, my mom tried to help me out of the car and I told her that I could to it myself, that I was a big girl. Jumped out of the car, fell, and fractured my arm in 3 places.

Thats all I can think of right now...There are more, trust me.
jamie?

[IMakeBurgers]

jamie?

yes?

[vienna waits]

yes?
just wondering. im jeff aka someone you fought with over nancy :D

[IMakeBurgers]

just wondering. im jeff aka someone you fought with over nancy :D

I was wondering where you went. :D Now I know..You're right here!! JEFFFYYYY

[Kay Scarpetta]

Karly, I think it's kind of idiotic that you didn't know what grits were.. :D Grits by mail!!! :crazy: :lol:

SHUT UP :lol: I'm a Northerner, what did you expect?! :p

[ABlairican Pie]

SHUT UP :lol: I'm a Northerner, what did you expect?! :pI actually tried some in college over twenty years ago. Gimme Cream of Wheat any day.

[ABlairican Pie]

So many:

Like when I was about 9 or 10, me and my brother and cousins were playing on a railroad bridge over Green River--and a train was coming!!! :eek2: We ducked under the trestle. I started shouting the intro to the Superman t.v. show: "More powerful than a speeding locomotive!!!!" :lol:

[catlover79]

Gee, where do I begin?? Here's a story...I had a crush on a guy who was an Amway salesman, and went to several meetings with him just to be near him. :o :lol: Long story short, it didn't work. But then that was my first year of college and I was still a teenager, so I learned my lesson. :lol:

[MickeyMac]

Moving away to be with this girl was dating, and quiting my job for her.

When it ended I had to come back here and start all over again and had nothing to start over with.

The stupid part was that this girl just wanted to use me to pay her bills and rent while she sat home and watched TV. She didnt have a job and I should have figured out that something wasnt right. Silly me

[AB]

Gee, where do I begin?? Here's a story...I had a crush on a guy who was an Amway salesman, and went to several meetings with him just to be near him. :o :lol: Long story short, it didn't work. But then that was my first year of college and I was still a teenager, so I learned my lesson. :lol:


I bet those Amway meetings were dull especially since you were just there for the guy. Oh the things we do for love! ;) I took up fishing for my guy even though I hated it.

[catlover79]

I bet those Amway meetings were dull especially since you were just there for the guy. Oh the things we do for love! ;) I took up fishing for my guy even though I hated it.
Those meetings are a better cure for insomnia than Sominex!! :eek: :rofl:

[Shine]

Let's see...the most idiotic thing I have ever done? Well, if I told everyone the most idiotic thing I have ever done I would get banned from SO for life. :lol:

The most idiotic thing I ever did was flirt with my best friend's girlfriend...a LOT and for quite a while. It turned out to be a very messy situation in the end. Not one of my prouder moments.

:eek2: :faint:

Who dug this old thread up? :lol:

[Shine]

Gee, where do I begin?? Here's a story...I had a crush on a guy who was an Amway salesman, and went to several meetings with him just to be near him. :o :lol: Long story short, it didn't work. But then that was my first year of college and I was still a teenager, so I learned my lesson. :lol:


That sounds like something I would have done. :lol:

[catlover79]

:eek2: :faint:

Who dug this old thread up? :lol:
Um, me. Sorry. :o :rofl:

[Shine]

Um, me. Sorry. :o :rofl:

That's okay. I totally forgot that I ever posted this. It was so long ago.

[catlover79]

I got a millon stories on this subject.

And they all begin with "I was really drunk..."

;)
:rofl: Why am I not surprised, Tom?

[ekkostar]

Drove too fast during a rain storm and flipped my car over. I came out fine, but it was such an idiot move.

[Chocoholic]

Way back when I was in 7th grade, I had a huge crush on a boy in my class. I decided to send him a valentine for Valentine's day. Not only did he not feel the same way about me, he completely humiliated me in front of our classmates and made the rest of the school year miserable for me. I never should have given him that stupid valentine or let him know I liked him.

[catlover79]

^ Yeah, I had similar things happen to me in school. Kids are so cruel. :( :mad:

[treky]

Oh yea; I know that all too well!! I had similar things happen to me back when I was in school in the 60s and 7os, all the time.

[catlover79]

Another dumb thing I did was stick a golf tee up my chin as a kid. :eek: I still don't know why I did it, but I had to get 10 stitches. They were NOT dissolving stitches - I had to go back and have the doctor cut them off. That was over 20 years ago, and to this day my chin is still very sensitive. :(

[treky]

once back in the 80s sometime-I think it was about 1984-I had just bought a brand new "walkman" (now I'm showing my age!:lol: ) and I put it down on a bench in a train station and left for about an hour. When I came back, it was gone.