rjrane
11-12-2000, 02:13 PM
I always wanted to drive a bus down Madison Avenue.
I wanted to work for the New York City sewer systems,too.
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton!Yeah,they're the reasons why
I wanna be buried in Bismark,North Dakota when I die!
I'm a Honeymooonie.
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymooonie.
Everything's fine
When it's Honeymooner time!
RALPH:I once weighed less than 200 pounds.Did I ever show you pictures of me then?
NORTON:No,Raplh,I never saw your baby pictures.
Francois Delumbriowski condemned the sewers of paris,France.
I'd like to learn the Mambo,Carlos.Please teach me to dance.
ALICE!I'm the boss.Your word don't mean a thing.
My home is my castle!You're a peasant!I'm the King!
RALPH:One of these days-POW!Right in the kisser!
I'm a honeymooonie!
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymooonie.
I know every line.Everything's fine
When it's Honeymooner time!
RALPH:This might be the biggest thing I ever got into!
ALICE:The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants!
You're a regular riot!
Har-har-hardy-har-har!
Bang!Zoom!You're goin' to the moon!
RALPH:I don't know why you put up with me, Alice,but I'm sure glad you do!
I'm gonna hit the high note!
Success'll come to me.
With a mansion and a villa
And a string of poloponies!
"Baby,you're the greatest,"
I heard Ralphie-boy say
In his two-room flat on Chauncy Street
In Brooklyn,U.S.A.
RAPLH:Pins and needles,needles and pins-a happy man is a man who grins!
I'm a honeymoonie!
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymoonie!
I know every line.
Eveyrthing's fine
When it's Honeymooner Time!
I wanted to work for the New York City sewer systems,too.
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton!Yeah,they're the reasons why
I wanna be buried in Bismark,North Dakota when I die!
I'm a Honeymooonie.
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymooonie.
Everything's fine
When it's Honeymooner time!
RALPH:I once weighed less than 200 pounds.Did I ever show you pictures of me then?
NORTON:No,Raplh,I never saw your baby pictures.
Francois Delumbriowski condemned the sewers of paris,France.
I'd like to learn the Mambo,Carlos.Please teach me to dance.
ALICE!I'm the boss.Your word don't mean a thing.
My home is my castle!You're a peasant!I'm the King!
RALPH:One of these days-POW!Right in the kisser!
I'm a honeymooonie!
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymooonie.
I know every line.Everything's fine
When it's Honeymooner time!
RALPH:This might be the biggest thing I ever got into!
ALICE:The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants!
You're a regular riot!
Har-har-hardy-har-har!
Bang!Zoom!You're goin' to the moon!
RALPH:I don't know why you put up with me, Alice,but I'm sure glad you do!
I'm gonna hit the high note!
Success'll come to me.
With a mansion and a villa
And a string of poloponies!
"Baby,you're the greatest,"
I heard Ralphie-boy say
In his two-room flat on Chauncy Street
In Brooklyn,U.S.A.
RAPLH:Pins and needles,needles and pins-a happy man is a man who grins!
I'm a honeymoonie!
Every night I see 'em on TV.
Homina-homina-honeymoonie!
I know every line.
Eveyrthing's fine
When it's Honeymooner Time!