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04-20-2005, 01:12 AM
After Dinner Sermon
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his
Sunday sermon.
He put four worms into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of semen.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol -- dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead
Third worm in semen -- dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms"
AMEN!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his
Sunday sermon.
He put four worms into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of semen.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol -- dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead
Third worm in semen -- dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms"
AMEN!!