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Brett Ferino
06-25-2001, 11:56 AM
Let's wish JJ a happy 54th b-day!

See ya - BJF

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Lisa: So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant. Ralph?

Ralph: Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?

Lisa: Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind enemy lines.

Ralph: Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.

Lisa: And, he survived to make it back to Springfield, where he became the fine educator we salute tonight.

Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner!

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Agnes: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?

Seymour: Mm hm.

Agnes: Why, he looks so sweet!

Bart: I am, ma'am.

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Robert Tilton
07-03-2001, 08:33 PM
Dynomite! For indeed this day is an anoited day for the J man. Amen.

Have you some Kool Aid & Praise Jesus for 54 Years of JJ. Amen.

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Riches & Glory are in the vow of faith! Send a check or money order for at least $1000, preferably to my account in Zurich; I have a ski lodge up there!