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Chapter 1- Off To Springfield
On the top floor of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, billionaire C. Montgomery Burns shows the plant off to some safety inspectors.
"Nice view, isn't it?" one inspector asked Mr Burns.
"Yes it it!" said Mr Burns.
Bang! A loud gunshot was heard, almost hitting the billionaire's arm.
"What the dickens was that?" he asked his assistant Waylon Smithers.
"Are you okay, Mr Burns?" Smithers asked.
"Yes, I'm fine, Smithers!" Mr Burns replied. "Get me International Rescue."
Menawhile at the Phfister Mall in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Warren 'Potsie' Tracy and his three younger brothers Ralph, Richard a.k.a Richie and Charles a.k.a Chachi were on the 3rd floor window shopping.
"Golly gee, there's nothing see here anymore." said Richie.
"Yeah, like all of a sudden we've seen about every inch of the mall." Potsie added.
"I wish I could go to Springfield or New York. I've never seen some of the clothes there." Ralph told his brothers.
They sat down around the fountain. Suddenly, a trap door opened and they fell down in one of the tunnels which lead to their father Howard's office before landing on the couch.
"Hello, boys. Nice of you to drop in." Howard greeted.
"You know, Dad, your jokes are getting kinda old. Just like the mall." Chachi stated.
"Just yesterday afternoon, Billionaire Power Plant owner C. Montgomery Burns was showing the recently opened Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to some safety inspectors when a bullet when right past him."
"And what has this gotta do with us?" Potsie asked.
"He wants you boys to be his bodyguards for a week. Find out who's behind this. Now for the gadgets. You'll get Jet pack backpacks, laser light sabers, ear ring communicators and this." He pressed the button on his remote, and the boys dropped into the hangars of Fonziebird 1, Fonziebird 2 and Fonziebird 3.
"So where's our first pit stop?" Potsie asked from Fonziebird 1.
"The Nuclear Power Plant. It should be close." said Richie from Fonziebird 2 with Ralph.
"Um.. Guys, why are people looking at us?" Ralph asked.
"Aah, no wonder. We're in the Fonziebirds." Chachi replied from Fonziebird 3.
"Wow... Springfield sure is cool." Potsie commented.
"Hey, Guys. I think that's the place." Ralph pointed out.
The boys parked the Fonziebirds on the roof of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and went inside.
The boys entered Mr Burns' office, only Mr Burns was there.
"Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns, take a seat." Mr Burns greeted them.
"Hi, I'm Warren a.k.a Potsie and these are my three younger brothers Ralph, Richard a.k.a Richie and Charles a.k.a Chachi." Potsie introduced.
"Can I call you boys Warren, Randolph, Richard and Charles?" Mr Burns asked. "Because the plant has four men named Warren, Randolph, Richard and Charles."
"Um...Sure!" Potsie answered.
"Are you sure you're my bodyguards?" Mr Burns asked. "Because you look like a 21 year old, a 20 year old and two 17 year olds."
"The ages of the first two and the last one you got right but our brother Richie's 19 but looks 17." Ralph said and showed his International Rescue badge.
"So what do you want us to do?" Richie asked.
"Smithers, get in here." Mr Burns requested.
Smithers came in holding 4 gold Burns Membershipt cards and 4 gold name badges and gave them to the boys.
"There's ten thousand dollars credited in your cards. Consider this your pay cheque." Mr Burns explained.
"Wow, thanks, Mr B." Potsie said.
"Now go to your suite, I'll call you when I need you." Mr Burns said.
Inside the suite, There was a kitchen, a living room and 5 bedrooms. After deciding what rooms they wanted, the boys sat down in the living room.
"Mr Burns sure is a nice guy." Chachi commented as he stared at his membership card.
"Well, how bout we go shopping now?" Richie suggested.
"But we're supposed to be bodyguards, remember?" Potsie stopped his brothers.
"Ah, don't worry, Pots, we can always use a pay phone to contact him." Potsie reassured.
Potsie finally gave in. "Well... Okay, let's go shopping."
Chapter 2- Potsie Falls In Love
The boys just got back from shopping. They sat down at the living room and unwrapped their shopping.
"There sure is many things to see here in Springfield." Ralph said.
Richie took out a red sweater. "You can say that again, Ralph." he said as he hugged the sweater.
The door bell rang. Potsie answered the door. It was Mr Burns and 2 other people. "Hey, Mr B, what a suprise." Potsie greeted.
"Warren, I've just hired 2 helpers for you." said Mr Burns and introduced them "This is Jennifer Jerome and the other is Courtney Hyat."
Potsie blushed and took Jennifer's hand. "Hey, nice to..to meet you." he said in a dreamy way.
Mr Burns saw what was going on. "I'm going to leave you boys alone now." and he left the area.
"Who are these girls?" Chachi asked.
"Oh," Potsie snapped. "This is Jennfier Jerome and Courtney Hyat, they're our helpers." he explained.
"Hi nice to meet you, I'm Jennifer but you might wanna call me Jenny." said the brunette.
"I'm Courtney but don't call me Cour." The blonde introdiced herself.
"Can I get you anything?" Jennifer asked.
"Um.. yeah, like a few sodas 'cause we just got back from shopping." Ralph requested.
The next day, Ralph, Chachi and Richie were in the living room watching cartoons. Courtney was in the kitchen washing the plates. Jennfier and Potsie were having breakfast together.
"What do you think?" Jennfier asked.
"It's great, Jenny. I didn't know you can cook." Potsie said and started blushing.
"Thanks. My mom taught me that recipe." Jennifer answered and finished her food.
Jennifer then went into the kitchen and put her plate away.
"Hey, Jennifer," Courtney wispered. "I think someone likes you."
"What?" asked Jennifer.
"He's always blushing when you're around him!" Courtney answered.
"Hmm..." Jennifer said and looked at Potsie who was still eating his breakfast. She put the plate away and walekd towards Potsie. "So, Warren. You wanna go out this afternoon?" she asked.
Potsie's jaw dropped "How..how did you know that I like you?"
"Courtney told me!" Jennifer answered and looked at Courtney and turn back to Potsie. "So you wanna go out? I know a great place."
"Um.. yeah, sure and please, call me Potsie." he answered.
"Okay great, right after your spa or whatever you guys need to do." she said and got up to put the plate away.
Chapter 3- Warning Potsie
After the spa and buying a few things, the boys got in a 1959 pink caddilac. Courtney and Jennifer were sitting up front.
"Finally! Something that has more luggage space." Ralph stated as he put his shopping in the trunk and got in the caddilac.
"So where you guys wanna go next?" asked Jennifer who was behind the wheel.
"Back to the Springfield Hotel. Anyway, It's time for Potsie's big date." Richie said.
"Rich!" Potsie shouted.
Jennifer drove back to the Springfield Hotel and dropped Ralph, Richie, Chachi and Courtney off. They then went to Krusty Burger.
They sat down near the window. A soda jerk came and served their food. The jukebox played restaurant played Harbor Lights by the Platters softly.
I saw the harbor lights,
They only told me we were parting,
The same old harbor lights
That once brought you to me
I watched the harbor lights,
How could I help if tears were starting,
Goodbye to tender nights
Beside the silv’ry sea
I long to hold you near and kiss you just once more,
But you were on the ship and I was on the shore
"So tell me, where do you live?" Potsie asked.
"Well, I'm currently living in Springfield but my real home is in Georgia, Atlanta. I'll go back in about 2 months!" Jennifer answered.
"No kidding? I live on a paccific island but before that, my family and I lived in Milwaukee." Potsie said.
"Wow, you must be rich." Jennifer stated. "So, what is it you like about me?"
"Well, I think you're cute and nice, that's all!" Potsie answered.
"Thanks, Potsie. No one's ever said that to me." Jennifer said and leaned over to kiss Potsie on the cheek.
Now I know lonely nights
For all the while my heart is whisp’ring,
Some other harbor lights will steal your love from me
I long to hold you near and kiss you just once more
But you were on the ship and I was on the shore
Now I know lonely nights
For all the while my heart is whisp’ring,
Some other harbor lights will steal your love from me
The next day at the Springfield Hotel, everyone except Jennifer was in the living room. The boys got a message treatment while Courtney was watching Bonanza TV
"Man, there's nothing on TV today except some shows with guys as cute as Pernell Roberts and Elvis Presley." Jennifer commented
"How does that feel, Randolph?" asked the woman who massaged Ralph's back.
"Hmm..Um...A little lower please." Ralph requested.
The woman coughed and went back to messaging. "How does that feel, Randolph?" She asked in a low voice.
"That's not what I meant, Melissa." Ralph said.
"So, Potsie. How did the date go?" Richie asked.
"It was great. We went to Krusty Burger, the Springfield Gorge and well some sight seeing!" Potsie explained.
"You know, Potsie, you're rushing into things." Chachi said.
"Yeah, you barely know Jennifer." Richie concluded.
"Remember what happened last time?" Chachi asked.
"Don't worry, guys," Potsie assured his brothers. "If she's flying a helijet or holding a gun..."
Jennifer came in the living room. "So, Potsie. Are you ready?" she asked.
"Ready for what?" Potsie responded.
"To visit Mount Springfield, don't you remember?" Jennfier asked.
"Oh, man, I forgot. Sorry, guys, looks like I can't join you today." Potsie said and asked the woman to stop.
"Thats okay, Pots. Courntey's got some plans for us." Ralph answered.
"Hey, Courtney, where's the keys to the cadillac?" Jennifer asked.
"It's in my room on top of the dressing table!" Courtney said as she flipped through the channels.
Potsie followed Jennifer to Courtney's room to get the keys. When at the room, Potsie spotted a piece of paper on the floor. He picked it up and read it.
"Frankfurt, Germany, Sydney, Australia, Tokyo, Japan, Paris, France, Los Angeles, California, Chicago, Illinois, Milwaukee, Wisconsin."
"Whats that, Potsie" Jennifer asked.
"It's a list of cities from all over the world!" Potsie answered.
"Maybe it's Courtney's favorite cities." Jennifer guessed.
"Hmm.. I Don't know." he responded and went to change in his navy blazer, blue shirt, striped tie and gray pants.
Chapter 4- A Picture Of You
Potsie and Jennifer got out of the caddilac and walked. They reached the famous large 'S' of the Springfield Sign
"I have no idea that Springfield's really that beautiful." Potsie said looking at the city.
"Me too, but after 3 months living here, you'll see another sight of it," Jennifer explained. Her stomach growled. "You wanna get some ice cream?"
Potsie giggled. "Sure, I'm getting hungry too."
After getting some ice cream, they sat down at a bench for hours and hours.
Holy smoke,
A land sakes alive,
I never thought this could happen to me,
Mm, yeah! Mm, yeah!
I got stung by a sweet honey bee,
Oh, what a feeling come over me,
It started in my eyes,
Crept up to my head,
Flew to my heart,
'Till I was stung dead
I'm done, uh-uh,
I got stung,
Mm, yeah! Mm, yeah
She had all that I wanted and more
And I've seen honey bees before,
Started buzzin' in my ear,
Buzzin' in my brain,
Got stung all over
But I feel no pain,
I'm done, uh-uh,
I got stung
Now, don't think I'm complainin',
I'm might pleased we met
'Cause you gimme just one little peck on the back of my neck
And I break out in a cold cold sweat
If I live to a hundred and two,
I won't let nobody sting me but you,
I'll be buzzin' 'round your hive,
Ev'ry day at five
And I'm never gonna leave once I arrive
'Cause I'm done, uh-uh,
I got stung
Potsie and Jennifer entered her room and began to lie on her bed.
"I had fun tonight." Potsie said softly.
"Me too." Jennifer answered and they started kissing.
Jennfier tickled him under the arms and put her hand on Potsie's crutch and tried to remove her pants. "You mind if I remove them?" Jennifer asked.
"No, please." Potsie giggled and closed his legs.
"Aww, C'mon, Potsie. Please?" Jennifer begged.
"No, Jennifer. We've just know each other for 5 days. Maybe some other time." Potsie suggested.
"Well Okay." she said and kissed him again.
Jennifer suddenly wook up. Her room was lightly dim. "I don't remember turning on the lights?" she asked herself.
"So are you ready or what?" said a voice behind Jennifer.
She looked behind to see Potsie wearing only his underpants. "Potsie? What are you doing here?" she asked.
Potsie sat up and looked at Jennifer. He started to kiss her on the lips and climbed in the bed with her. Jennfier couldn't help herself and started to kiss Potsie on the lips again.
Chapter 5- The Next Day
In Jennifer's room, the radio blared out with Bill and Marty "And here, we have a request for a 1957 classic and also heard on American Bandstand that same year. Here's Jerry Lee Lewis' Great Balls Of Fire."
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain,
Too much love drives a man insane,
You broke my will, oh what a thrill,
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
I learned to love all of Hollywood money,
You came along and you moved me honey,
I changed my mind, looking fine,
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
The song continued playing, Jennifer woke up. "Man...what a nightmare." She looked beside her to find that Potsie was sleeping with her and began screaming.
Potsie woke up. "Jennifer? What are you doing in my room?" he asked.
"The question is what are you doing in my room?" Jennifer answered with her eyes wide open.
Potsie looked around, Jennifer was right. It was her room. He looked down to see that he was only wearing his underpants. "Oh man.."
"I guess you got too sleepy to go back to your room." Jennifer said.
"Please don't tell the others." Potsie begged.
"Don't worry, your secret is safe." Jennifer assured.
Potsie hugged and kissed Jennifer. He picked up and wore his clothes before going to his room.
Courtney sat down at the table where everybody else were having breakfast. She poured some orange juice and drank it.
"So, Pots, where were you yesterday?" Ralph asked. Jennifer looked worried as Ralph asked Potsie.
"Yeah, you weren't in here all day." Richie added.
Potsie looked worried and thought of a reason quickly "Well...I..I slept on the couch yesterday. Thought I watch a little TV but I fell asleep on the couch instead."
"Okay...." Chachi said slowly.
After breakfast, Chachi went to his room and got and changed into his bathing suit while the others were at the pool. He finished wearing it when his watch vibrated. He answered it.
"What is it, Dad?" Chachi asked.
"It ain't Dad, Chach, it's Fonzie, I just got a report from the Nevada Maximum Security Prison that a female crook called Tara Scam escaped 2 months ago. You better keep a look out and guard Mr B." Arthur a.k.a Fonzie said and Chachi cloesd his watch.
Chachi arrived at the pool and went inside with Richie, Ralph and Courtney. Potsie and Jennfier were sitting on the edge of the pool.
"Um...Potsie. I don't know how to ask you but...." Jennifer said and blushed.
"But what?" Potsie asked.
"I had a dream that you and I had done a terrible thing yesterday. And I just want to confirm with you did we really do it?" Jennifer asked.
"You mean you had a dream about that?" Potsie paused for a second and answered "Don't be stupid, Jennifer. I'd never do something like that. I'm only 20 you know."
"Thanks, Potsie. I feel much better and relief that we didn't really do it!" Jennifer answered.
"Hey," Ralph shouted "Are you guys just gonna watch or swim with us?" he said and splashed water at them.
"We're coming in, Ralph." Potsie answered and went in the pool.
Chapter 6- Taxi
The boys sat in Krusty Burger. A worker named Claire came to their table and deliver their food.
"Pepsi for the older dark haired guy and the older redhead and coke for the younger red head and the younger dark haired guy," Claire said and put the tray on the table as she looked at Ralph. "So, Red. How bout you and me go out this Saturday?" Claire asked.
"Um... I'm sorry about this.." Ralph paused and read Claire's name tag. "Claire but I don't date waitresses or middle-class girls."
"Sorry." Claire said and left.
Ralph's watch vibrated against his flesh. He answered it. "Hello?"
"Boys! I need you right now!" cried the mystery voice.
"Aggh! Lousy prank callers!" Ralph turned his watch off.
"Who was that, Ralph?" Richie asked.
"Some guy asking for help." Ralph replied.
"Ralph, it's Mr B, he needs us whenever he calls." Potsie said.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry right now." Ralph realized.
They ran off to the caddilac but it wasn't there. Chachi went to the middle of the street and pulled out his fake Springfield Police Department badge.
"Freeze, Police officer. I'm gonna need your car!" Chachi shouted.
A black 1957 Chevy swerved to the right and hit a parked car. Another car hit behind it. A few cars then hit the other 2 causing a pile up. A taxi and a cadillac hit one of the cars behind and flew into the pile up.
"Okay that went well." Chachi commented and sweatdrops came out his older brothers.
"I've gotta better idea." Richie suggested.
The boys went to another street and Richie flagged a taxi. A plain looking NYC Ford Interceptor Taxi numbered T313 stopped in front of them.
"Springfield Police. To the Power Plant and step on it!" Potsie requested as they got into the car.
"You jumped in the right cab there, Officer." said Billie the taxi driver and she pushed some buttons beside her. The car jerked and mechanical sounds sounded.
"What the heck are you doing?" Richie asked.
"We're in a hurry... What's that noise?" Ralph asked as the driver changed her steering wheel. The taxi changed to a race car look.
"Buckle up for safety, Officers." And she put he feet on the gas pedal. The car moves and the boys yelled.
"Should I drive any faster?" asked Billie.
"If you drive any faster, we're gonna travel through time!" Ralph shouted at Billie.
"This reminds me of that movie we saw last week." Richie said.
After a few minutes of driving, the taxi stopped and Billie said "Here we are, the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. That will be 15 dollars."
"Here... Keep the change." Potsie said and gave her a hundred dollar bill.
Chapter 7- Gone In 60 Seconds
They got in the building only to find that the place was messed up. No one was in the building.
"What happened here?" Chachi asked.
"Looks like the kidnappers crashed thought the door!" Potsie guessed.
"Guys, look over there!" Ralph pointed.
Headlights of a black Ford van flashed at them. The driver started the engine and the van headed towards them. The boys jumped away and the van escaped into the streets.
"They're sure in a hurry." Richie stated.
"C'mon, we've gotta chase them." Potsie snapped and lead his brothers to the roof.
They got in their Fonziebirds and went after the black van.
"We're gonna lose him." Ralph pointed out from Fonziebird 2.
"Can't these things go any faster?" Richie asked.
The flying Fonziebirds went after the van but faster. Meanwhile at a intersection nearby, 2 police officers were eating donuts in their police car till they saw the Fonziebirds.
"Whoa, isn't that the Fonziebirds?" said the cop on the passenger seat.
"Damn right you are! They're going at 120 miles per hour!" answered the cop on the driver seat and started the car.
By now, the Fonziebird pilots almost lost sight of the van.
"We're losing them!" Chachi cried from Fonziebird 3.
"And the cops are right behind us," Potsie warned from Fonziebird 1. "Something stinks and I don't mean Chachi's astronaut skills."
"TRUCK!!!!" the brothers shouted altogether.
The Fonziebirds flew to the right and avoided the back of the blue manure Volvo truck, almost hitting a taxi. However the cops weren't so lucky.
"Control, This is unit 5253. We're in pursuit of the Fonziebirds. We need more backup, over." reported the cop on the driver seat.
"Um.. Dave..DAVE!" his partner called.
"What now, Ken?" Dave answered.
"Look!!" Ken pointed.
Dave looked up and saw the back of the manure truck.
"CRAP!!" The officers cursed.
Dave swerved to the right but the car hit the truck and covered the car with manure. Several cop cars followed and people from the streets ran over to see what happened.
Dave got out of the car. His clothes were filled with manure. He spat out some out of his mouth and cursed "Manure! I hate manure!"
5 police cars were chasing them. Since the traffic was heavy on the streets, the Fonziebirds headed towards a freeway.
"This lane is sure empty." Potsie stated from Fonziebird 1.
"That's because this is the emergency lane." Ralph answered from Fonziebird 2 and the three flying Fonziebird craft landed. The cops were still far behind.
"What's that?" Richie asked.
"Look!" Chachi pointed.
Chachi was right. Right in front of them was an accident and a few ambulances. One of them moved aside to reveal a empty car carrier. The boys moved out of the way.
"Guys, what are you doing?" Chachi asked as the car reversed.
"You know that Johnny Swoonara movie Gone in 60 Seconds? The guy jumps off a ramp!" Richie explained.
"Rich, that's just a movie. This is real life." Ralph said.
"Don't worry, it's the same car as that one." Potsie reassured his brothers.
Meanwhile, the police caught up to them. They got out of their cars and point their guns at the boys. "Springfield Police," one of them said with a loudspeaker. "Freeze!"
"Incoming car." another said as the car headed towards everyone.
"Holy crap!" cursed one of the officers.
"Alex..NO we'll be dead in 60 seconds if you don't stop..NOW" Clover shouted
It was too late. The Fonziebirds were already on the ramp. The boys closed their eyes as the GT350 goes airborne just like in the movie. The left rear wheel touched an ambulance and they hit the asphalt with a loud thud and it over steered a bit. Unlike in the movie, The front end has no damage.
"Are we in heaven?" Potsie asked from Fonziebird 1.
"Don't ever make me do that again." Ralph said from Fonziebird 2.
"Potsie, you're the one who wanted to do that" Chachi snapped from Fonziebird 3.
"So how are we gonna get that van?" Potsie asked.
"Simple, using Smithers' phone number, we can trace his phone which will lead us to him!" Richie explained and the Fonziebird 2 monitor showed a map of NYC with a red dot on one of the buildings.
"Mr Burns' heading towards the Springfield Bridge." Ralph said as he looked at the monitor.
"What are we waiting for?" Chachi said. "Let's go."
Chapter 8- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
They rushed to the bridge as Ralph got ready to send Richie down to the river in Fonziebird 4.
"So how are you gonna find him, Rich?" Chachi asked from Fonziebird 3. "That's a pretty big river."
Richie took out his watch and typed in Smithers' home phone number "They're near Elk Island opposite the Springfiend Pier!"
The rest of the Fonziebird flew to Elk Island, there was no one around.
"Are you sure you're right, Pots?" Ralph asked.
"Yeah, there may be no one here but the signal of my watch says it's...." Potsie spotted something moving in a nearby cave. "That must me Mr B."
They ran towards the cave. it was Mr Burns.
"Are you okay, Mr B?" Potsie asked as they help untied him.
Ralph removed the cloth covering Mr Burns' mouth and yelled "It's a trap!"
"You got that right." said a voice behind them. The boys looked behind to see Jennifer.
"Jenny? You did this?" Chachi asked sadly.
"No I'm not Jennifer," Jennifer pulled her face off to reveal Tara Scam. "Remember me, Warren?"
"Tara Scam! Or Mary Simt, or Tara Simt, Mary Scam.." Richie figured.
"It's Tara Simt.., Mary Scam.. Aggrah! Tara Scam!" Scam answered.
"You cow.. Hey, Pots, aren't you gonna say something?" Ralph asked.
Instead, Potsie's jaw dropped and his eyes wide open. He was in complete shock.
"As you can see, your brother is shocked. We sure had a great time, huh, Potsie? After we go out, kissed you and even slept with you?" Scam asked.
"What?" Ralph, Richie and Chachi asked.
Potsie started to sweat and gave a worried look. "Well... I..I"
"After all that, I think I've fallen in love with you, Potsie." Scam said.
"No..No" Potsie cried and walked backwards slowly. "I won't accept you no matter what!" his voice boomed.
"Very well..." Scam said closing her eyes. She snapped her fingers and 3 women dressed in black came out and grabbed the boys. One of them was Courtney.
Later, Mr Burns and the Tracy brothers were tied up against the cave wall with titanium rings on their wrists and ankles, while Scam and her women made a few calls on the telephone. After doing so, she walked towards the brothers.
"It's no use, fellas, The things that are holding you are made of titanium and plus, I've got your gadgets with me." Scam explained.
"So what are you up to this time?" Ralph asked.
"After the incident with an undercover agent named Lori Beth Allen, I went to prison again and escaped. So I decided not to run into you guys again but I had a plan to take over the world. I've asked someone to plant bombs all over the major cities of the world."
"But why did you kidnapped Mr Burns?" Richie asked.
"I needed the money to pay them off. I decided to attack Old Man Burns but he called you boys in to protect him. So I disguised myself as Jennifer to find out only you boys have slacked. While you were out, I kidnapped Mr Burns and asked him to transfer money into my account so that I can pay off the expenses. Then I'll threatened the President into letting me taking over the world by blowing up the selected cities."
"Threatening people into taking over the world went out in the mid-1940s." Chachi commented.
"You'll never get away with this." Potsie shouted.
"Oh, but I already have, Warren." Scam answered and touched Potsie's cheek.
"Pots, I've got one advice for you," Ralph snapped. "Never EVER have an evil girlfriend."
"Tara," Courtney called from nearby. "I've got the president's number."
"Excuse me, guys while I talk to the president" Scam said and left the cave.
Chapter 9- To The Power Plant
In the Whit House, the phone on the table rings. President Eisnehower picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hello Mr President, My name is Tara Scam and I want you to step down as President."
"What is this some kind of joke?" he laughed.
"No, Sir, you see I have planted bombs on selected cities and I plan on blowing them up if you don't let me take over as president"!
"What if I said no?" Eisnehower asked.
"Well then, Frankfurt, Germany will be blown up!" Scam answered.
"No. I will not let you take over." Eisenhower said.
"Okay. I'll call you again. If the answer is no, Sydney Australia is next." Scam said and hung up the phone.
For 3 times, Scam called the President. But the president rejected her and 3 of the selected cities got blowed up.
"So what are the cities you targeted?" Ralph asked.
Tara takes out a piece of paper "Let's see, Frankfurt, Sydney, Tokyo, Paris, Los Angeles, Chicago, Milwau..."
"Wait a minute," Potsie snapped. "That's the cities on the list that I found in Courtney's room!"
"Milwaukee?" Richie asked.
"What are you worried about, Rich?" Chachi asked. "At least it's not Green Bay."
"Um, Chach, Green Bay is near Milwaukee and Lori Beth and Tom'll be blown to bits." Ralph explained.
Tara looked at her watch. "Oh no, time for me to have a little chat with Mr President."
She left the cave for the 4th time leaving the boys and Mr Burns behind.
"Some bodyguards you boys are." Mr Burns commented.
"Well one thing's for sure, she forgot one little thing." Richie said.
"What?" everyone asked.
"My watch." Chachi answered and slammed her butt against the wall. His watch dropped to the ground and opened but instead of contacting Howard or Fonziebird 5, it contacted the nearest IR Agent in Milwaukee and Joanie.
In Milwaukee, Lori Beth was in bed sleeping. Her compowder rang a few times. She wook up and yawned. "What does Mr Tracy want now, Tom?" she scowled and opened her compowder. "Hello!" she said angrily.
"Lori Beth, it's me, Chachi!" Chachi said from the screen.
"Chachi, what happened?" Tom asked.
"Look, we need your help, some crazy guy is like holding us hostage. We're on Elk Island opposite the Springfield Pier!" Chachi explained.
"Right, Tom and I are on our way." Lori Beth answered and closed her compowder.
Back in the cave on Elk Island, Scam came back in and spotted Chachi's watch on the floor.
"It looks like you're trying to call for backup," she said picking up the watch. "It'll never work."
"Tara," Courtney called. "It's time to call him."
Everyone stayed quiet as Scam entered the cave. A few seconds later, he went out with an evil smile.
"You fellas are lucky, he's letting me become president." Scam explained.
The Tracy brothers were relief but at the same time angry at Scam for what she was about to do.
"Well, fellas, it looks like I'm off to Washington D.C. Come, friends, let's leave." Scam continued.
"Oh and here's a little something for you, fellas." Courtney said and took out a bomb from her bag. "It's a pleasure serving you." she said and they left the cave.
"Man, where are Lori Beth and Tom?" Chachi wondered.
"Right here." Mr Burns and the brothers looked to the left to see Lori Beth dressed in the same suit as the boys but with a pink trim and Tom in his chauffer outfit arrive in the cave. "Sorry we're late, FONZ1 ran out of fuel along the way." Tom said.
"Way to go, Guys!" Richie said.
After freeing Mr Burns, Potsie, Ralph, Richie and Chachi with the laser lipstick, Lori Beth turned her attention to the bomb. It had 30 seconds of time left. "We've gotta defuse it before it blows up the building."
Ralph put his hand on his chin and started thinking. "We'll use the Fonziebirds and FONZ1!"
"What??????" everyone said in surprise.
"Yeah, the Fonziebirds, don't you remember Dad said that we've got hoverboards too?" Potsie asked.
"Yeah?" Richie and Ralph answered.
"C'mon, grab your jet backpacks and I'll show you what I mean." Potsie suggested.
Chapter 10- Hollow Woman
The gang got out of the cave using their jet backpacks and landed beside the Fonziebirds and FONZ1 which were parked on the Elk Island beach.
"Fonziebirds are go." Potsie announced and Fonziebird 4 went into Fonziebird 2 which took off along with Fonziebird 1, Fonziebird 3 and FONZ1.
Potsie opened the door in Fonziebird 1 and threw the bomb out. It had 10 seconds of time left. He then requested Fonziebird 1 to hover as high as possible. 5 seconds later, the bomb exploded.
"That was a great idea, Potsie." Lori Beth said from FONZ1.
"Thanks, guys. But now we've got to get to the White House ASAP." Potsie said from Fonziebird 1.
"I'll contact Mr Tracy on Lori's compowder." Tom said and Lori Beth gave him her compowder.
"Tom," Howard greeted from Lori Beth's compowder. "What a surprise."
"Hey, Mr T, We got Mr Burns, he's safe. We need to get to the White House faster." Tom requested.
"You should be going into turbo overdrive right now." Howard said.
At the President's office, Scam was about to sit down on the table when the door exploded. Lori Beth, Tom, Richie, Chachi, Ralph and Potsie entered.
"You people again?" she asked.
"What makes you think that titanium rings will hold us?" Ralph snapped.
"Ladies, get them!" Scam shouted.
Out of nowhere, the secret service surrounded Lori Beth and the guys. They kicked and punched them. Meanwhile, Scam left a bomb on the table and ran to the elevator.
"She's getting away." Richie spotted.
"That will teach you to mess up my hair." Chachi scowled and kicked the agent.
Lori Beth, Tom and the boys ran towards the eleavtor and Tom opened the door. Using the jet pack backpacks, they caught up with the elevator. Lori Beth used the laser lipstick to make a hole on the floor.
"You morons," Scam yelled. "You've jammed the damn thing."
"Am I a moron? Do I act like a moron?" Lori Beth asked.
The ground floor exploded and fire entered the elevator area.
"If we fall, we're gonna burn to a crisp." Potsie said as he looked down at the hole.
"Or like roasted chicken." Lori Beth added.
Lori Beth climbed on Richie's shoulders to open the roof hatch of the elevator. Everyone climbed up. Ralph, Richie and Chachi opened another elevator door infront of them.
"Pots, C'mon." Tom shouted to Potsie who was still on the elevator.
"Not so fast, Warren." Scam stopped him.
"What?" Potsie turned and faced Scam.
"One more step and you're dead." Scam said with an evil smile on her face.
Potsie looked down and saw that she had her left foot on a leaver which released the cable holding the elevator. "You're not gonna do that."
"Oh yes I am. I'll step on it and we'll die. Come closer to me, Potsie." she requested.
Potsie went near her and had his right hand on the elevator cable. Scam went nearer to Potsie and started touching his hair. "How 'bout one last kiss before we go down." Scam requested.
Potsie put on a dreamy look and started to kiss her. Tom, Ralph, Lori Beth, Richie and Chachi looked surprised.
"Ewww." Ralph said with his eyes closed.
"Gross." Richie commented.
"Potsie, what're you doing?" Chachi shouted to Potsie.
Potsie smiled and said "She forced me into it!"
"What?" Scam snapped.
Potsie stepped on the leaver and the elevator fell. He hung onto the cable with his right hand and legs. He grabbed Tara with his left hand just in time. The elevator disappeared into the fire.
"You're lucky I'm a nice guy." Potsie said with a smile.
Scam who was a little surprise, returned with a small smile. Potsiee then swung out of the elevator area and into the hallway. Howard, Marion, Joanie, Al and some agents came out from the stairs and arrested Tara.
"Good job, boys, Lori, Tom." Howard congratulated.
"Thanks, Dad." Ralph, Richie and Chachi answered.
"What about the President?" Potsie asked.
"He's at an ambulance outside safe and sound. Anyway, Mr Burns has invited all of us to a dinner tonight at Capital City. You boys better get in the plane, get cleaned and dressed for tonight." Howard explained.
Chapter 11- Potsie, Is That You
At a big dinner table, the Tracys, Tom, Lori Beth, Joanie, Marion, Al, Smithers, Mr Burns and a few International Rescue agents were present. Everyone was eating. A guy came out from the curtains on the stage.
"And now presenting Leather Tuscedero and the Suedes!" said the guy.
"Leather?" Clover said excitely.
"Um..Right, this is an oldie." said Leather who was singing and also the bass player.
Some people like to rock, some people like to roll,
But movin' and a-groovin's gonna satisfy my soul,
Let's have a party,
Hoo, let's have a party,
Well, send 'im to the store,
Let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight
I never kissed a bear, I never kissed a coon,
But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room,
Let's have a party,
Hoo, let's have a party,
Well, send 'im to the store,
Let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight
I never kissed a bear, I never kissed a goon,
But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room,
Let's have a party,
Hoo, let's have a party,
Well, send 'im to the store,
Let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight
Honky-Tonky' Joe is knockin' at the door,
Bring him in an' fill 'im up an' sit 'im on the floor,
Let's have a party,
Hoo, let's have a party,
Well, send 'im to the store,
Let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight
The meat is on the stove, the bread's a-gettin' hot,
Everybody run, they got the possum in the pot,
Let's have a party,
Hoo, let's have a party,
Well, send 'im to the store,
Let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight
Let's have a party tonight,
Let's have a party tonight,
We're gonna have a party tonight
The song ended and Leather and her band left the stage.
After the dinner, Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph, Richie, Chachi, Joanie, Marion, Al, Tom, Lori Beth and Mr Burns went backstage while Howard tried his luck at the casino.
"Hey, Leather, it's been a long time." Fonzie said and hugged Leather tightly.
"Nice to see you again, Fonz." Leather answered.
"Once again, I'd like to thank you boys but I'm afraid I have to ask you to return my membership cards." Mr Burns requested.
"Sure, Mr B." Potsie said and gave old man Burns his card.
"And the stuff we bought?" Ralph asked as he returned his card.
"You can keep them as souvenirs!" Smithers answered.
"Well, we better get back to Tracy Island." Richie said.
"And me and Tom've gotta go back to Milwaukee. I'll see you guys soon." Lori Beth said and both she and Tom left the area.
"YES!! I'M RICHER! I'M RICHER!!" Howard shouted as he came in from the backstage door. His hands and pockets were filled with coins.
"Looks like someone just hit the jackpot." Marion said.
"Mr Tracy. Are you okay?" Joanie asked.
"I'm richer, Joanie. Don't you get it?" Howard asked.
"I get it, Mr Tracy.. so?" Al asked.
"That means big bonuses for all of you." Howard answered.
Potsie, Ralph, Richie and Chachi froze staring at the glass window with their jaws dropped.
"Is it me or are those the things we just bought in Springfield?" Richie asked.
"It looks like it!" Ralph responded.
"Only cheaper." Potsie added.
"Well I guess there's nothing to buy from here now." Chachi sighed and walked off.
"So, Pots. How did it feel to be Scam's boyfriend?" Fonzie asked.
"Well. I guess it was okay when she was disguised as Jennifer and you don't know about it!" Potsie answered shyly.
The next day on Tracy Island, Potsie entered his room and put his coat down on the bed. Suddenly, his watch buzzed. He answered it and Scam appeared on the small screen.
"So, Potsie, when are you gonna get me outta here?" Scam asked.
"No chance, Scam!" he answered with a smile.
Potsie closed his watch and went back to listening to his latest Elvis Presley record.
THE END
Race's Girl
05-18-2006, 12:54 PM
Great fic, Bea and I loved the bit where Lori Beth asked "Am I a butthole? Do I look like a butthole?"
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