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Janice
11-02-2004, 02:05 PM
This just cracks me up. My husband and I hit the polls today, then the grocery store. We've got Stop & Shop around here as a major food chain.

We drink Maxwell House coffee, French Roast. This week it's on sale for 99 cents. It's usually $3.19 a can. There's a limit of four per customer. I saw it in their flyer the other day.

We went into the store and each grabbed a basket, and put four in each with a few other items. He got all CIA on me and insisted that we go to different registers. Ooookay.

We get to the car, and he insisted that we go back in and do it again. Remember, there's a four item limit. So CIA man and I head in and do it again. Different registers of course. We got home, and I put my 16 cans of coffee away. Saved over $32. Love it.

Then, he said, I'm going back for more. He just headed out on his coffee mission. Mind you, we're not rich people, but money is not an issue for us.

Just thought I'd share. I wouldn't be surprised if he walks through the door with a wheelbarrel full of coffee. :lol:

dlemond
11-02-2004, 02:10 PM
How many cups did have between trips?

Perhaps a switch to decaf might slow him down and free up some shelf space.

:)

Brad
11-02-2004, 02:11 PM
And with that, no sleep was had at Janice's house until November... 2005.

dlemond
11-02-2004, 02:27 PM
Oh, and when I read the title of the thread I didn't expect it to be about coffee.

Or any canned goods for that matter.

;)

Man, I've got to get my head out of the gutter.

Janice
11-02-2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by dlemond
Oh, and when I read the title of the thread I didn't expect it to be about coffee.

Or any canned goods for that matter.

;)

Man, I've got to get my head out of the gutter.
:lol:

Actually, it's a takeoff from a line in the movie, The Jerk, when Steve Martin is getting shot at in the gas station. He hides next to a soft drink vending machine. The bullets miss him and hit the soda cans, at which points he yells, "It's the cans. He hates those cans."

spunkygirl
11-02-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Janice
This just cracks me up. My husband and I hit the polls today, then the grocery store. We've got Stop & Shop around here as a major food chain.

We drink Maxwell House coffee, French Roast. This week it's on sale for 99 cents. It's usually $3.19 a can. There's a limit of four per customer. I saw it in their flyer the other day.

We went into the store and each grabbed a basket, and put four in each with a few other items. He got all CIA on me and insisted that we go to different registers. Ooookay.

We get to the car, and he insisted that we go back in and do it again. Remember, there's a four item limit. So CIA man and I head in and do it again. Different registers of course. We got home, and I put my 16 cans of coffee away. Saved over $32. Love it.

Then, he said, I'm going back for more. He just headed out on his coffee mission. Mind you, we're not rich people, but money is not an issue for us.

Just thought I'd share. I wouldn't be surprised if he walks through the door with a wheelbarrel full of coffee. :lol:


:lol: omg that's something my grandma would do :lol:

Kay Scarpetta
11-02-2004, 04:05 PM
Everybody on these boards knows me and my coffee... so Janice! How would you like a daughter for a few months? I'm a good kid; I'll clean the house and take care of the cat in return for coffee.... ;)

TJL
11-02-2004, 04:41 PM
Janice, Juan Valdez called, he wants his coffee back.

;)

Brent88
11-02-2004, 04:42 PM
:rotflmao:

Janice
11-02-2004, 04:52 PM
My lovable nutjob brought home eight more cans. So we've got a total of 24 cans. One a week, we're all set for six months.
The sale ends Saturday. I'm in trouble.

Mr. Stefani
11-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Janice
My lovable nutjob brought home eight more cans. So we've got a total of 24 cans. One a week, we're all set for six months.
The sale ends Saturday. I'm in trouble. One a week? holy crap thats a lot of coffee. I think 1 can lasts us 2 weeks and there are 4 of us in the house that drink coffee.

PZelda
11-02-2004, 05:04 PM
Oh my, Janice! :lol:


Hey, I'll join you and be Karly's older sis. I looooove coffee too. ;)

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
One a week? holy crap thats a lot of coffee. I think 1 can lasts us 2 weeks and there are 4 of us in the house that drink coffee.

For me, a can of coffee lasts us maybe 4 weeks. It helps that I keep the coffee in the freezer - it keeps the coffee fresh. :)

Kay Scarpetta
11-02-2004, 05:15 PM
ONE WEEK?!

A can of coffee lasts 3 days in this house! Goodness gracious.

PZelda
11-02-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
ONE WEEK?!

A can of coffee lasts 3 days in this house! Goodness gracious.

Holy crap, I couldn't drink THAT much coffee. You win! :eek:

dawsongirl
11-02-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Janice
This just cracks me up. My husband and I hit the polls today, then the grocery store. We've got Stop & Shop around here as a major food chain.

We drink Maxwell House coffee, French Roast. This week it's on sale for 99 cents. It's usually $3.19 a can. There's a limit of four per customer. I saw it in their flyer the other day.

We went into the store and each grabbed a basket, and put four in each with a few other items. He got all CIA on me and insisted that we go to different registers. Ooookay.

We get to the car, and he insisted that we go back in and do it again. Remember, there's a four item limit. So CIA man and I head in and do it again. Different registers of course. We got home, and I put my 16 cans of coffee away. Saved over $32. Love it.

Then, he said, I'm going back for more. He just headed out on his coffee mission. Mind you, we're not rich people, but money is not an issue for us.

Just thought I'd share. I wouldn't be surprised if he walks through the door with a wheelbarrel full of coffee. :lol:

:rotflmao: That sounds exactly like my family when Dr. Pepper goes on sale. If it's ever 5 12 packs for $10, we're at the store all weekend. :lol:

dawsongirl
11-02-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
One a week? holy crap thats a lot of coffee. I think 1 can lasts us 2 weeks and there are 4 of us in the house that drink coffee.

A can of coffee would last 3 years in this house.

theanswerman
11-02-2004, 06:09 PM
i dont drink coffee, i like red bull.

phoebe7165
11-02-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
A can of coffee would last 3 years in this house.

Same here!! Over the years, I've managed to get my coffee consumption way down. But I'd probably still do what Janice did and buy a bunch of cans since they were so cheap, and put them in my freezer!!

Kitt
11-02-2004, 06:53 PM
God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man - Steppinwolf

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the music board.
;)
Coffee....good. Lots of coffee....better:)

Janice
11-02-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man - Steppinwolf

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the music board.
;)
Coffee....good. Lots of coffee....better:)
:lol:

Like I said, the sale ends this Saturday. I'm going to have to have him build a shed for all this coffee.

PZelda
11-02-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Janice
:lol:

Like I said, the sale ends this Saturday. I'm going to have to have him build a shed for all this coffee.


Psssssssst....You could mail a few to me if you run out of room...*hint hint* :D

Kay Scarpetta
11-02-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by PZelda
Psssssssst....You could mail a few to me if you run out of room...*hint hint* :D

Yeah.. me and Allison think you're a totally cool person Janice... ;)

TJL
11-02-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Janice
:lol:

Like I said, the sale ends this Saturday. I'm going to have to have him build a shed for all this coffee.

Fax his photo to the supermarket.

;)

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-02-2004, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Janice
This just cracks me up. My husband and I hit the polls today, then the grocery store. We've got Stop & Shop around here as a major food chain.

We drink Maxwell House coffee, French Roast. This week it's on sale for 99 cents. It's usually $3.19 a can. There's a limit of four per customer. I saw it in their flyer the other day.

We went into the store and each grabbed a basket, and put four in each with a few other items. He got all CIA on me and insisted that we go to different registers. Ooookay.

We get to the car, and he insisted that we go back in and do it again. Remember, there's a four item limit. So CIA man and I head in and do it again. Different registers of course. We got home, and I put my 16 cans of coffee away. Saved over $32. Love it.

Then, he said, I'm going back for more. He just headed out on his coffee mission. Mind you, we're not rich people, but money is not an issue for us.

Just thought I'd share. I wouldn't be surprised if he walks through the door with a wheelbarrel full of coffee. :lol: :lol:

And omg: Stop & Shop?!?!?! :( What about Shaws.

Im actually very excited for tomorrow like woah. Im getting up at 5 and heading down for foodshopping. Everything I am buying except bananas, ginger snaps, and some deli meats will either be on sale, or has a coupon. Im so excited. I cant wait to see grand total of savings. It feels like Christmas Eve.:D

dawsongirl
11-02-2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol:

And omg: Stop & Shop?!?!?! :( What about Shaws.

Im actually very excited for tomorrow like woah. Im getting up at 5 and heading down for foodshopping. Everything I am buying except bananas, ginger snaps, and some deli meats will either be on sale, or has a coupon. Im so excited. I cant wait to see grand total of savings. It feels like Christmas Eve.:D

:lol: I'm turning out like you. I love coupons.

Georgia's on my Mind
11-02-2004, 09:20 PM
ahh stale coffee

Janice
11-02-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ahh stale coffee
It's in cans. It doesn't get stale.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-02-2004, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
:lol: I'm turning out like you. I love coupons. :lol: Yay! Im starting to pay more attention to those mail in rebates, but meangya they are a bitch! You have to cut out 74874832 UPC codes, send in the receipt.. :crazy:

Superstar
11-03-2004, 02:22 PM
:lol:

KJH278
11-03-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Janice
This just cracks me up. My husband and I hit the polls today, then the grocery store. We've got Stop & Shop around here as a major food chain.

We drink Maxwell House coffee, French Roast. This week it's on sale for 99 cents. It's usually $3.19 a can. There's a limit of four per customer. I saw it in their flyer the other day.

We went into the store and each grabbed a basket, and put four in each with a few other items. He got all CIA on me and insisted that we go to different registers. Ooookay.

We get to the car, and he insisted that we go back in and do it again. Remember, there's a four item limit. So CIA man and I head in and do it again. Different registers of course. We got home, and I put my 16 cans of coffee away. Saved over $32. Love it.

Then, he said, I'm going back for more. He just headed out on his coffee mission. Mind you, we're not rich people, but money is not an issue for us.

Just thought I'd share. I wouldn't be surprised if he walks through the door with a wheelbarrel full of coffee. :lol:


What stop and shop to you shop at

Janice
11-03-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by STEPH_McMAHON_FAN
What stop and shop to you shop at
I just moved, so I go to the Winchester store. I used to shop at the one in Malden for years.

AllIWantIsYourClutch
11-03-2004, 07:12 PM
:rotflmao:

I heart Janice.

*MIBabe03*
11-03-2004, 07:23 PM
So how many cans of Coffee do you have now?

Janice
11-03-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Princess2003
So how many cans of Coffee do you have now?
He bought 16 more cans today, for a total of 40 cans. :lol:

*MIBabe03*
11-03-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Janice
He bought 16 more cans today, for a total of 40 cans. :lol:

Good god! Better start drinking then, you may not finish until 2012.

Kitt
11-04-2004, 09:36 AM
*Knock, Knock*
Who's there?
Kitt.
Kitt who?
Kitt in need of a cup of coffee! Ya got any?:( :wave:

PZelda
11-04-2004, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Janice
He bought 16 more cans today, for a total of 40 cans. :lol:

That's it.

*hops on plane*

Janice
09-14-2005, 02:09 PM
I resurected this thread because I noticed my 40 cans of coffee is now down to seven, which will bring it to almost a year that it lasted.

I need another coffee sale. :lol:

MsOrange
09-14-2005, 03:29 PM
that's cute! :lol:

TJL
09-14-2005, 04:50 PM
Don't forget the filters Janice!

;)

PZelda
09-14-2005, 05:31 PM
I resurected this thread because I noticed my 40 cans of coffee is now down to seven, which will bring it to almost a year that it lasted.

I need another coffee sale. :lol:

And you didn't share ANY with me! :mad: Greedy. :(


;)

Janice
09-15-2005, 12:55 AM
I've read through this a couple of times. :D

Didn't you all also stock up on Progresso soup once? Only 10 or 12 cans of those though? :p
Yeah, but we ended up with probably 25 cans. I also got about 30 cans of Pastene Kitchen Ready tomotoes for when I make my sauce and meatballs. My husband is Italian, so I have to cook that all that time.

AllIWantIsYourClutch
09-15-2005, 08:47 AM
:rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
09-15-2005, 06:25 PM
:brent