TVLanFan
09-06-2001, 10:48 PM
Anyone ever seen a little paperback book (size-wize, the book is about 4x6) called "Life Lessons from the Bradys"?
This book is great! It's by Anthony Rubino, Jr. and came out about 1995 or so. (that's when it's copyrighted).
It contains "far out advice about America's grooviest TV family". Among the lessons learned from the show:
1) If you're trying out for pompom girl, don't just jump up and down kicking your toes into the floor; try some other moves, too.
2) There's a big difference between someone saying "You're GOING to be in the big leagues" and someone saying, "You MIGHT be in the big leagues".
3) If you wake up in the middle of the night and find a tarantula crawling on your chest, ask it nicely to please get off you. If that doesn't work, stay calm and call for help.
4) When you're lying n bed at night and you want to say something to your spouse who's lying beside you, it's not necessary to sit up and turn on the light before speaking. You can just lie there and say it in the dark. He or she will still hear you.
5) Saying "pork chops and applesauce" in the voice of Humphrey Bogart can be a lot of fun. Give it a try. You know you want to.
Definitely worth picking up if you ever see it in a store!
Don't forget Sept 17...Weakest Link with the Bradys! Boooooo Cousin Oliver! Go Cindy (or Jan)!
This book is great! It's by Anthony Rubino, Jr. and came out about 1995 or so. (that's when it's copyrighted).
It contains "far out advice about America's grooviest TV family". Among the lessons learned from the show:
1) If you're trying out for pompom girl, don't just jump up and down kicking your toes into the floor; try some other moves, too.
2) There's a big difference between someone saying "You're GOING to be in the big leagues" and someone saying, "You MIGHT be in the big leagues".
3) If you wake up in the middle of the night and find a tarantula crawling on your chest, ask it nicely to please get off you. If that doesn't work, stay calm and call for help.
4) When you're lying n bed at night and you want to say something to your spouse who's lying beside you, it's not necessary to sit up and turn on the light before speaking. You can just lie there and say it in the dark. He or she will still hear you.
5) Saying "pork chops and applesauce" in the voice of Humphrey Bogart can be a lot of fun. Give it a try. You know you want to.
Definitely worth picking up if you ever see it in a store!
Don't forget Sept 17...Weakest Link with the Bradys! Boooooo Cousin Oliver! Go Cindy (or Jan)!