Babes_Cat
10-31-2004, 12:00 AM
Pro: Cute kids in cute halloween costumes coming trick or treating at your door.
Con: Living in an upstairs apartment and watching the lazy kids and their equally lazy parents forgo your house after you bought six f*cking bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Pro: Horror movie marathons on all the major channels that show all your favorite obscure B horror flicks.
Con: A) Those cheesy local cable access commercials finally pitched in an extra buck fifty for spooky special affects, making those goddamn commercials even lamer.
Pro: Thriller is on VH1 and the radio.
Con: A) As if we haven't seen enough of Michael Jackson in the last year B) It's depressing to remember when Michael Jackson was actually cute. C) Great, let's give Jay Leno more Michael Jackson material for his lame opening monologues.
Pro: Mischief night.
Con: Realizing you can now get arrested for the sh*t you used to do on mischief night and spending Halloween hauling bricks out of the backseat of your car from the hole in the back window.
Pro: Seeing how many couples show up at a party dressed as Bonnie and Clyde, Gomez and Morticia, or Peg and Al Bundy.
Con: Going as one of the 12 hoes your idiot boyfriend brought to the party to correspond with his pimp costume.
Pro: Saw
Con: The Grudge
Pro: Cool festivities such as hayrides and haunted houses.
Con: Paying $20 to see a bunch of plastics snakes and some loser dressed up as Michael Myers jump out from behind walls.
Pro: More horror movie chats with fellow horror movie fans.
Con: Hearing every bimbo I work with squeal over how much scarier the remake of Texas Chainsaw is than the original. Grrrrrrrrr!
Pro: Subtle, sexual indicative costumes.
Con: Being the 9,000 man to dress as a giant penis/condom and think it's funny.
Pro: Creative, time-consuming costumes that normally get you at least 3rd place in a contest.
Con: That one lazy f*ck at the party who slaps on cat ears and somehow gets first place.
Pro: Smashing pumpkins
Con: The term is no longer a verb followed by a noun courtesy of that f*cking band.
Pro: Only one more holiday until Christmas!
Con: Only one more f*cking holiday until Christmas.
Con: Living in an upstairs apartment and watching the lazy kids and their equally lazy parents forgo your house after you bought six f*cking bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Pro: Horror movie marathons on all the major channels that show all your favorite obscure B horror flicks.
Con: A) Those cheesy local cable access commercials finally pitched in an extra buck fifty for spooky special affects, making those goddamn commercials even lamer.
Pro: Thriller is on VH1 and the radio.
Con: A) As if we haven't seen enough of Michael Jackson in the last year B) It's depressing to remember when Michael Jackson was actually cute. C) Great, let's give Jay Leno more Michael Jackson material for his lame opening monologues.
Pro: Mischief night.
Con: Realizing you can now get arrested for the sh*t you used to do on mischief night and spending Halloween hauling bricks out of the backseat of your car from the hole in the back window.
Pro: Seeing how many couples show up at a party dressed as Bonnie and Clyde, Gomez and Morticia, or Peg and Al Bundy.
Con: Going as one of the 12 hoes your idiot boyfriend brought to the party to correspond with his pimp costume.
Pro: Saw
Con: The Grudge
Pro: Cool festivities such as hayrides and haunted houses.
Con: Paying $20 to see a bunch of plastics snakes and some loser dressed up as Michael Myers jump out from behind walls.
Pro: More horror movie chats with fellow horror movie fans.
Con: Hearing every bimbo I work with squeal over how much scarier the remake of Texas Chainsaw is than the original. Grrrrrrrrr!
Pro: Subtle, sexual indicative costumes.
Con: Being the 9,000 man to dress as a giant penis/condom and think it's funny.
Pro: Creative, time-consuming costumes that normally get you at least 3rd place in a contest.
Con: That one lazy f*ck at the party who slaps on cat ears and somehow gets first place.
Pro: Smashing pumpkins
Con: The term is no longer a verb followed by a noun courtesy of that f*cking band.
Pro: Only one more holiday until Christmas!
Con: Only one more f*cking holiday until Christmas.