Zack Loves Terri

[Chain Gang Member]

Terri:Thanks for a wonderful time,Zack

Zack:You had fun at a wrestling match?Are you drunk?

Terri:Yeah,but still it was fun to hang out with you

Zack:Yeah,Jack & Janet are barely home since they started dating

Terri:Zack,if you wanna kiss me,I'll let you

Zack:Ok(kisses her)

Terri:If you wanna do more than that to me,I'll let you

Hogan(Good conscience):Stop Zack!

Zack:Hulk Hogan?

Hogan:I'm your good conscience,and here to stop you from making a big mistake by taking advantage of Terri

Zack:But Hogan,she's so hot

Hogan:She's drunk.Whatcha gonna do when she finds out you took advantage of her and ran wild on herrr?!

Zack:I gues you're right

Bret(bad conscience):Wait Zack

Zack:Bret "The Hit Man" Hart?

Bret:You know that to you,she's the best there is,the best there was and the best there ever will be when it comes to girls.Why not go for it while you still have the chance?

Zack:Hogan,Bret is right about that

Hogan:She respects you.You don't want her to lose repect for you,do you?

Zack:No

Bret:I bet Hogan did the same thing.Look at him and look at his wife

Hogan:What are you saying?

Bret:You're uuuuugly

Hogan:You wanna back that up?

Bret:You're gonna get attacked by the man in pink in black

(they go inside Zack's head and beat the crap out of each other)

Zack:Stop,you're giving me a head ache!

Terri:Well Zack,are you gonna take advantage of me?

Zack:Sorry Terri,I care about you too much to do that

Terri:That's ok Zack.I still enjoy hanging around you(they hug)

(Next day)

Terri:Zack,I was really drunk,and I wanna know one thing

Zack:What's that?

Terri: Did you take advantage of me?

Zack:I gotta tell you the truth.I was thinking about it,but I didn't

Terri:Good,I'll see you later.I got a date.You won't be sad being alone,will you?

Zack:Nah,go out on your date,you gorgeous creature you

Terri:Aww,thanks Zack(kisses him and exits)

Hogan:You blew it brother!

Zack:Oh shut up Hogan!

TBC

[Janet McFarland]

Good job!

[Chain Gang Member]

(Jack & Janet come in while making out)

Jack:Oh hi Zack.We didn't see you there

Janet:Watching wrestling?

Zack: (unexcited)Yeah

Jack:You're watching wrestling and not excited?

Janet:Who are you and what have you done with the real Zack Tripper?

Zack:It's me,I just have a lot of other things on my mind

Janet:Like what?

Zack:Terri

Jack:Why?Are you in love with her:lol:? (looks at Zack who has a look on his face)Oh my God,you're in love with Terri?!

Janet:When did this happen?

Zack:A while back.Yesterday,Terri came home drunk after going with me to a wrestling match.Terri told me that I could have my way with her if I wanted.While thinking,Hulk Hogan told me not to and Bret Hart told me I should go for it

Jack:Hulk Hogan?

Janet:Bret Hart?

Zack:Hulk Hogan was my good conscience and Bret Hart was my bad conscience

Jack:I know what you mean.You're my good conscience and Larry is my bad conscience

Janet:Mine are Batgirl and Catwoman

Jack:Anyway,did you take advantage of her?

Zack:No

Janet:That's good

Zack:Yeah,but now she's on a date

Jack:Oh

Janet:Wanna come to the Beagle with us?

Zack:No thanks

Jack:Okay,see ya(they leave)

(later)

Terri:Wanna come in Barry?

Barry:Sure

Zack: (coming out of the kitchen)Hi Terri

Terri:Hey Zack,still home?

Zack:Yeah

Barry:Wait a minute,you two live together?

Terri:Yeah,with his cousin and another girl

Barry:Oh my,I'm on a date with a tramp

Terri:What?

Zack:You can't talk to her like that!

Barry:Oh yeah,whatcha gonna do?

Zack::devil: (throws him against the door and throws him out)

Terri:Thank you Zack(kisses him and he pulls her in and kisses her passionatly).What was that?

Zack:I can't hide this any longer.I love you Terri.I've loved you sense the moment we met

Terri:Really?

Zack:Yeah.How do you feel about me?

Terri:I don't know

Zack:Come on Terri,do you love me or not

Terri:How can I not love a nice guy like you?(kisses him passionatly)

END