HELP! I need ideas

[BowWowsBaby]

I was just wondering if anyone has any good ideas for an interesting "How to..." speech for school. Thanks in advance :)

[Mr. Stefani]

"How to smoke weed" would go over well with the High School audience.

[Zuzzy]

Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
I was just wondering if anyone has any good ideas for an interesting "How to..." speech for school. Thanks in advance :)
I had to do one of those a couple years ago. I did mine on calligraphy, even though I'm not good at it :lol: I remember other people's: sports, how to prepare a certain food, palm reading, stuff like that.

[TheGreatPretender]

I once did how to groom a horse and i once did how to make lollipop ghosts. :lol:

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

How to write a how to paper. Your teacher will be all...aw, that's cute...and then give you a good grade. The end.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *A TV People*
How to write a how to paper. Your teacher will be all...aw, that's cute...and then give you a good grade. The end. :rofl:

How to fart, walk away, and blame it on the other person

[Hollow]

how to pwn in online fights. ask me for help.

[I am Him]

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:rofl:

How to fart, walk away, and blame it on the other person and how to keep it from following you.

[BowWowsBaby]

lol...nice ideas....I had suggested "How to start a fire" but that didn't go over good :lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

How to succeed in business without really trying.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
How to succeed in business without really trying.


Oh my God. You took my answer, biznitch!

How to melt a plastic spoon in 2 easy steps.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
Oh my God. You took my answer, biznitch!

How to melt a plastic spoon in 2 easy steps.
:kiss:

ONE MORE WEEK!!!!


How to:
Get your way
Make an F look like an A
Prevent nailpolish from drying on your skin (rub vaseline around your nails)
Take off acrylic nails the CORRECT way
Pop a zit (haha ew)
Do a cartwheel
Tell the difference between sanitization and disinfection
Strengthen your nails
Get rid of ridges
Push back your cuticles
Properly clip your nails
Massage correctly
Trim bangs
Sneeze with your mouth, preventing a messy nose

[EmoJoe]

"How to make your teacher's life miserable"

[EmoJoe]

And:

"How to drink underage without getting caught"

[Hollow]

How to:

- LoSe 12 InChEs In 30 DaYs!!!!!!!!!!!
- WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY
- not piss off sarah!
- kill people
- fake sick
- be all like IM MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU LOL http://www.liquidzine.com/0021/images0021/st-anger.jpg
- PWN PEOPLE
- 0Utsmart authority figures
- SAY NO TO DRUGS z
- break a date ps say something suddenly came up :eek:
- become :batman: but i wont teach you cuz im gonna be him and i wont let anyone else so ha
- appreciate DEATH and a have sense of excitement in every case
- distinguish REAL :music: from ****TY :music:
- Be aNnOyInGGHHJ0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TheGreatPretender]

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
How to succeed in business without really trying.

Some of Ralph Macchio's greatest work. :)



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[Hollow]

yo i have to do this now so keep posting ideas you stupid people. the ones i posted earlier are helping but post more.

[TheGreatPretender]

I once did this thing in both 3rd and 7th grade called How to Make Lollipop Ghosts. You take a lollipop put a tissue on it twist the tissue under the part you suck on and tie a ribbon or something around it so it looks like a head and then draw a smiley face on it. I got an A for it both times :) Also I did how to groom a horse in 6th grade.

[MissZero]

go to ehow.com that have thousands of topics and all the steps to do it.