Horrible Bathroom Experiences

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

What is some of the horrible bathroom experiences any of you had?I had so many especially since i'm a germaphobe:lol:.

[Dutabi84]

Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

[bandito]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet. :rotflmao:

[david&maddie4ever]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

How...nice. :lookaroun

I went on a day-trip to this little village place once, and the only bathroom available was one of those portable thingers. It was really dark, so I couldn't see anything. My mom was sitting there gagging the whole time. puke:

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

:rotflmao:

My experiences...

*this is a public forum*

*looks around*

Forget it... ;)

[BowWowsBaby]

Originally posted by Brent88
:rotflmao:

My experiences...

*this is a public forum*

*looks around*

Forget it... ;)

:lol:

Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

A few years ago, on the night of WWE King Of The Ring, I held in my piss for a long time so I rushed to the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat so fast and it came crashing down WHILE I was peeing.I urinated on the toilet cover and the floor....man...if that happened today....I woulda had a worse heart attack than back then.

Once last year I flooded the bathroom.Luckily I only got my feet wet.Of course I still took a shower.That happened once once before too.I'm not sure, but another time I might have flooded my grandmother's bathroom.

It doesn't flood all the time when the water raises near the rim.It's SCARY when it does that.What makes it even scarier than that is my dad yelling if I do that because he has before when I clogged the toilet with toilet paper.

[MandieR1980]

being at my dad's friend's log cabin in Maine and realizing he didn't have a bathroom he had an OUTHOUSE! which smelled WORSE than a portapotty :barf:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

Ass in the toilet, face in the trash can. Best solution.

[dawsongirl]

Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders*

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders* Agreed.


I had many bad expiriences with poop and the brush, if you know what I mean ;)

[Brad]

Not having any reading material... ;)

[Janice]

Okay, I can't believe I'm sharing this, but here goes. About 12 years ago, I was a bartender. It was my first night on this job in a nice restaurant. Before I went behind the bar to start my shift, I went to the ladie's room to pee. I was wearing pants, and I'm such a germophobe, that I was almost standing up, instead of crouching lower. I don't go for that cover the seat with toilet paper to sit down thing. As a result of not stooping enough, I peed right onto the back of my pants. I didn't even realize it, until I pulled my pants up.
They were soaking wet. So I was wetting paper towels and cleaning it as much as I could. Then I had to keep using dry paper towels to dry it. I then had my rear end (with pants on) under the electric hand dryer.
I was nervous as hell. I did the best I could, but I had to go to work. I managed to keep my back to the wall until they dried more. Luckily, they were black pants. I smelled like a puddle of piss all night.
It was like a skit. A true Lucille Ball moment. I can laugh about it now, but it was a horrible bathroom experience. :eek:

:lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders*

Ohhhh yes...I hate them too. They're all over my college. :eek:

Everything in the bathrooms there is automated...Well, almost everything. The toilets flush themselves, you put your hands under the facuet at the sink to make the water run, and you wave your hands in front of the paper towel dispenser to get the paper towels to come out, or you can run your hand under the dryer.

There's a bathroom on one floor at the college where they even have stall doors that close and open when you go up to it. :eek:

[Brad]

I've got a really awful bathroom experience I could share, but I'm too much of a wuss.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Ohhhh yes...I hate them too. They're all over my college. :eek:

Everything in the bathrooms there is automated...Well, almost everything. The toilets flush themselves, you put your hands under the facuet at the sink to make the water run, and you wave your hands in front of the paper towel dispenser to get the paper towels to come out, or you can run your hand under the dryer.

There's a bathroom on one floor at the college where they even have stall doors that close and open when you go up to it. :eek:

They don't want you touching anything!

[Rhiannon]

cleaning them after close a work, especially when people crap all over the seat and miss the toilet and instead hit the walls, while at the same time they mess their undies and throw them away for everyone else to smell.

[Michael [hXc]]

My worst bathroom memory:

Two years ago I was with my grandmother and aunt at a New England Patriots football game. Before going they bought me Skittles and lemonade. And when we got there they sat in the car eating for like an hour. My stomach didn't feel good, but I didn't tell anyone (which is extremely stupid). Finally I told them and we were running around looking around and we found a portapotty but there was a huge line. Great. I was able to hold it and finally it was my turn. It smelled disgusting in there and I didn't feel like I had to go anymore. So we started walking again. After 5 minutes I had the same bathroom feeling again but I kept silent. Then it became so unbearable so we ran as fast as we could. We saw a bathroom. Good. Well I ran as fast as I could, but just before I made it............

eewwwwwwwww. That ruined the whole game for me.

[Kristina]

Um, Disneyland. After I got off Splash Mountain (SOMEBODY POOPED IN THE RIDE but we didn't see it until we got off) I was already disgusted and shocked. I had to pee really bad so there was a restaraunt close to there called The Hungry Bear, I walked in the restroom there and without looking I stepped on crap. Somebody pooped all over the bathroom FLOOR. Nobody has any manners at Disneyland, if you're not quick you get run over with strollers and hit a whole bunch of times because there's millions of people there. But pooping on rides and on floors? Good god, what is wrong with this world.

It had to have been a group of people crapping everywhere because nothing else makes sense to me, a bunch of sick people probably did it everywhere. It makes me wonder to this day.

But an experience that involves me? I don't know. This lady had her kids with her and opened the door while I was using it. It was kind of embarrassing, the lock didn't work. I hate using public restrooms, they are nasty, but nothing too bad has happened other than those.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
They don't want you touching anything!

Yep :lol:. There was something in my college newspaper about that...One of the writers wrote why everything in the bathrooms were automated, and why they didn't have anything installed that wiped your ass after you were done in there. OMG...freaking hilarious. :lol:

[Mijada]

When I was in high school it wasn't unusual to go into the stall and find used pads and tampons on the toilet seat. That was pretty gross. Fortunately for me by the time I reached college most people had grown up.

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by Kristina
Um, Disneyland. After I got off Splash Mountain (SOMEBODY POOPED IN THE RIDE but we didn't see it until we got off) I was already disgusted and shocked. I had to pee really bad so there was a restaraunt close to there called The Hungry Bear, I walked in the restroom there and without looking I stepped on crap. Somebody pooped all over the bathroom FLOOR. Nobody has any manners at Disneyland, if you're not quick you get run over with strollers and hit a whole bunch of times because there's millions of people there. But pooping on rides and on floors? Good god, what is wrong with this world.

It had to have been a group of people crapping everywhere because nothing else makes sense to me, a bunch of sick people probably did it everywhere. It makes me wonder to this day.

But an experience that involves me? I don't know. This lady had her kids with her and opened the door while I was using it. It was kind of embarrassing, the lock didn't work. I hate using public restrooms, they are nasty, but nothing too bad has happened other than those. :rotflmao:


I never knew people were that ignornant!

[Crimson and Clover]

at bonnaroo they wouldnt empty the porta johns enough so they would be overflowing with crap. and there was hardly ever any toilet paper.

[ThirteenInchEscape]

This one time, after staying up all night writing a paper for history, I had just had this lifechanging revelation, and was going to start my life anew, so as I was walking into my highschool to turn in the paper, I went to the bathroom first, and as I turn around from the urinal (it was one of those ones that go to the floor), the stall opened, and this cryp was standing there, and he just shot me, right in the face, and I died there, with my head on the ground by the urinal.












wait....that didnt happen to me, that happened to Edward Furlong in American History X

[folfreak25]

Worst bathroom experience...

Well, I had started my first period. And I didn't know what to do, so I called my mom and asked to go get a pad or something. So she came into the bathroom, but so did my older sister. And she was all like"What;s going on???"

So then my little sister came into the bathroom and asked the same question and I was all like, "For God's Sakes leave me alone!!!" But then my dad came into the room and he's like, "I'll go get the camera!"

It was sooooo embarrassing! Even after that, they brought out all of these books and stuff and like, shoved them in my face. Ugh, that was like...weird.:eek4:

[crystals]

Fortunately for me, I haven't had a really bad bathroom experience yet. Just the odd problem of the toilet running for a long time sometimes after flushing it. Something is wrong with the flush stopper thing. It's so annoying.

One time a long time ago when I was a kid I was at a playground and was just about to go down a slide. And, I saw some **** on the slide. It was so gross. :eek: Whether it was from an animal or a person, I don't wanna know. It was so disgusting! puke:

[Mr. Stefani]

I got locked in a bathroom @ Disneyland during closing when I was 8. Thats about it.

[Lady T]

I passed out at a Denny's bathroom back in the 1990s; when I was younger, and weighing less than 110 pounds, I went out and drank too much, and ended up getting so damn sick, that I fainted; it was HORRIBLE:rolleyes:

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Undercover Angel
I passed out at a Denny's bathroom back in the 1990s; when I was younger, and weighing less than 110 pounds, I went out and drank too much, and ended up getting so damn sick, that I fainted; it was HORRIBLE:rolleyes:
FAINTING IS FUN!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Mr. Stefani]

Originally posted by Kristina
Um, Disneyland. After I got off Splash Mountain (SOMEBODY POOPED IN THE RIDE but we didn't see it until we got off) I was already disgusted and shocked. I had to pee really bad so there was a restaraunt close to there called The Hungry Bear, I walked in the restroom there and without looking I stepped on crap. Somebody pooped all over the bathroom FLOOR. Nobody has any manners at Disneyland, if you're not quick you get run over with strollers and hit a whole bunch of times because there's millions of people there. But pooping on rides and on floors? Good god, what is wrong with this world.

It had to have been a group of people crapping everywhere because nothing else makes sense to me, a bunch of sick people probably did it everywhere. It makes me wonder to this day.

But an experience that involves me? I don't know. This lady had her kids with her and opened the door while I was using it. It was kind of embarrassing, the lock didn't work. I hate using public restrooms, they are nasty, but nothing too bad has happened other than those. yeah, those "SoCal'ers" are such "white trash". That place has gone to hell

[ConservativeBalla]

One time, I was taking a dump and I had a hardcore vomit that was red because of kool-aid. I sprayed all over the wall and floor. Good times, good times...

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by ConservativeBalla
One time, I was taking a dump and I had a hardcore vomit that was red because of kool-aid. I sprayed all over the wall and floor. Good times, good times...

That's awesome dude. That kicks ass!

[MandieR1980]

One time I was sick at school and I had to run to the bathroom I was on the 3rd floor and the bathrooms were on second. When I got to the bathroom it was locked so I had to run to the nurses office on the first floor and within 2 feet of the door it all came up and a teacher caught the whole thing. Boy was I embarrassed but that's what they get for locking the bathrooms :mad:

[I am Him]

Originally posted by Kristina
I walked in the restroom there and without looking I stepped on crap. Somebody pooped all over the bathroom FLOOR.

In a womens bathroom :eek: and I thought men's rooms were bad :lol:

[EmoJoe]

Once i went into a bathroom and there was crap in the sink puke:

[I am Him]

What I never could understand is why do people insist on waiting until they get to a public place to decided they need to take a dump?

Why don't they just take a dump before they leave home?

[ConservativeBalla]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
...That kicks ass!

That's what it literally felt like when it was happening.

[Brent88]

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Once i went into a bathroom and there was crap in the sink puke:

Ewwwwwwwww...... Thanks, I am not throwing up my dinner puke: puke: puke:

[Dutabi84]

It pisses me off when people leave big dookers in the toilet without flushing. They need to get slapped. Once we flew up to Minnesota for a week or so, and came back, and someone had pissed in the upstairs toilet, and didn't flush. Let's just say that week-old piss doensn't exactly make the bathroom smell pleasant.

Crap-streaks on the back of the toilet seat also piss me off. You are given a hole big enough to almost fit your entire ass in. Why you must have your cornhole aiming on the back rim is a question beyond me.

[TheGreatPretender]

One time i had toilet paper sticking out of my pants, I've got to remember to do an ass- check before I leave the bathroom. Boy I feel like an idiot for telling you guys that. :seeya:

[TheGreatPretender]

Originally posted by PZelda
Ohhhh yes...I hate them too. They're all over my college. :eek:

Everything in the bathrooms there is automated...Well, almost everything. The toilets flush themselves, you put your hands under the facuet at the sink to make the water run, and you wave your hands in front of the paper towel dispenser to get the paper towels to come out, or you can run your hand under the dryer.

There's a bathroom on one floor at the college where they even have stall doors that close and open when you go up to it. :eek:

The only automated thing I like are those awesome sinks at my acting camp when you stick your hands under the faucet and it runs. :happyface

[I am Him]

Originally posted by Dutabi84

You are given a hole big enough to almost fit your entire ass in. Why you must have your cornhole aiming on the back rim is a question beyond me.

Have you seen the huge asses on people nowadays? :rofl: Toilets are the same size they always were, but asses have gotten many times bigger.

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
One time i had toilet paper sticking out of my pants, I've got to remember to do an ass- check before I leave the bathroom. Boy I feel like an idiot for telling you guys that. :seeya:

Wow. Hopefully you discovered it before someone else did.

[TheGreatPretender]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Wow. Hopefully you discovered it before someone else did.


And that brings me to.... a 20 year old lady said that I had it and plucked it off, and she told me to look in the mirror from now on. :lol:

[I am Him]

I've seen some places that had automatic toilet flushers, automatic sinks but no air dryers.

All that automation and they still make you use paper towels.

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by I am Him
I've seen some places that had automatic toilet flushers, automatic sinks but no air dryers.

All that automation and they still make you use paper towels.

Ohhh the humanity!

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
And that brings me to.... a 20 year old lady said that I had it and plucked it off, and she told me to look in the mirror from now on. :lol:

Well, as long as you never have to see her again for the rest of your life, you should be golden!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
The only automated thing I like are those awesome sinks at my acting camp when you stick your hands under the faucet and it runs. :happyface

I hate them, because oftentimes they always make the water REALLY cold. BRRRR.

[Kazza]

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
A few years ago, on the night of WWE King Of The Ring, I held in my piss for a long time so I rushed to the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat so fast and it came crashing down WHILE I was peeing.I urinated on the toilet cover and the floor....man...if that happened today....I woulda had a worse heart attack than back then.

Once last year I flooded the bathroom.Luckily I only got my feet wet.Of course I still took a shower.That happened once once before too.I'm not sure, but another time I might have flooded my grandmother's bathroom.

It doesn't flood all the time when the water raises near the rim.It's SCARY when it does that.What makes it even scarier than that is my dad yelling if I do that because he has before when I clogged the toilet with toilet paper.

Have you heard about toilet plungers?? LOL..

I don't have many horror stories since I try to avoid public restrooms at all cost BUT a nightmare is going and not finding any toilet paper OR the person that went before you 'forgot' to flush:o

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
It pisses me off when people leave big dookers in the toilet without flushing. They need to get slapped. Once we flew up to Minnesota for a week or so, and came back, and someone had pissed in the upstairs toilet, and didn't flush. Let's just say that week-old piss doensn't exactly make the bathroom smell pleasant.

Crap-streaks on the back of the toilet seat also piss me off. You are given a hole big enough to almost fit your entire ass in. Why you must have your cornhole aiming on the back rim is a question beyond me. That's exactly what happens at my ex primary school. It' so damm annoying:mad::mad: :mad: :mad:

[MaryElizabeth]

This one time we had a big family get together for the 4th of July at my aunt and uncle's. Well They have this area behind their house with a shop and stuff and that's where we had the celebration. Since this area is far away from any restroom they have Honey Buckets. Well my aunt was ****faced and went to use the honey bucket. LOL she fell out after she was done and needed help up. It was pure gold. I love her to death but man, that was funny.

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Have you heard about toilet plungers?? LOL..

I don't have many horror stories since I try to avoid public restrooms at all cost BUT a nightmare is going and not finding any toilet paper OR the person that went before you 'forgot' to flush:o
Yeah, we have one.If that happens now I tell my dad to use it.I'm germaphobic so i'm not gonna do something like that.I don't use a plunger anyway now.I wait till the water goes back down and flush again.

Luckily my dad buys big packs of many toilet paper rolls.If I ever ran out of toilet paper I would sit on the toilet bowl all day until one of my parents went out and got one.

[dlemond]

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
This one time we had a big family get together for the 4th of July at my aunt and uncle's. Well They have this area behind their house with a shop and stuff and that's where we had the celebration. Since this area is far away from any restroom they have Honey Buckets. Well my aunt was ****faced and went to use the honey bucket. LOL she fell out after she was done and needed help up. It was pure gold. I love her to death but man, that was funny.

I'm not even commenting on your story.

I just have to say that "Turd Burglar"-from your status- is one the funniest phrases of all time.

I can't say it without laughing.

[Chocoholic]

One time, I had this majorly bad stomachache, but against my better judgement, I decided to head into work anyway. About an hour or so into my shift, I came to the realization that I was, in fact, going to puke. I ran to the bathroom without even asking my supervisor first and proceeded to throw up all over the ladies' room for the next several minutes. My supervisor came in and saw the mess I made and sent me right home and told another co-worker to clean up my vomit. I was so embarrassed! I wound up calling in sick for the rest of the week. I just couldn't show my face at work and I never spoke to the co-worker who had to clean up after me again.

[phoebe7165]

Don't even get me started on this!! Well, I'll try to keep this short. I absolutely detest using public restrooms. I would avoid them if I could. I read some of you complaining about automatic toliet flushers. Praise the person who invented that because I don't know what the hell is wrong with some people. What is so hard about flushing a toilet? My God, do they do this in their own homes?!! I can't imagine. My biggest beef is trying to find a clean stall. Nothing grosses me out more is opening a stall door and finding a toliet full of crap, and I do mean crap!! What I need is a remote toliet flusher like Peter McNichol had on Ally McBeal!:lol:

I went to one convenient store in TN and they had a billboard on the interstate that read that they had clean restrooms. I stopped there and really had to go but there was a bit of a line for the ladies room(when isn't there?). Well, nobody was using the men's room(that's how desperate I was), but when I opened the door, I was about nearly knocked over by the very strong stench of urine. Clean restrooms? Yeah, right!! Believe it or not, I found that truck stops restrooms are not that bad, if you go the bigger named truck stops like Flying J or Pilot.

Well, I did say I would 'try' to keep it short!!;)

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by phoebe7165
Don't even get me started on this!! Well, I'll try to keep this short. I absolutely detest using public restrooms. I would avoid them if I could. I read some of you complaining about automatic toliet flushers. Praise the person who invented that because I don't know what the hell is wrong with some people. What is so hard about flushing a toilet? My God, do they do this in their own homes?!! I can't imagine. My biggest beef is trying to find a clean stall. Nothing grosses me out more is opening a stall door and finding a toliet full of crap, and I do mean crap!! What I need is a remote toliet flusher like Peter McNichol had on Ally McBeal!:lol:

I went to one convenient store in TN and they had a billboard on the interstate that read that they had clean restrooms. I stopped there and really had to go but there was a bit of a line for the ladies room(when isn't there?). Well, nobody was using the men's room(that's how desperate I was), but when I opened the door, I was about nearly knocked over by the very strong stench of urine. Clean restrooms? Yeah, right!! Believe it or not, I found that truck stops restrooms are not that bad, if you go the bigger named truck stops like Flying J or Pilot.

Well, I did say I would 'try' to keep it short!!;) So you're a girl eh? well your efforts to make this short are puny! :(

[phoebe7165]

Originally posted by REDKISH 4X4
So you're a girl eh? well your efforts to make this short are puny! :(

:lol:

Yeah, usually when I start to go off, I find it hard to stop!!:eek:

Hey, if I didn't bitch, then I would explode!!

[.:BF:.]

Originally posted by crystals
Fortunately for me, I haven't had a really bad bathroom experience yet. Just the odd problem of the toilet running for a long time sometimes after flushing it. Something is wrong with the flush stopper thing. It's so annoying.

One time a long time ago when I was a kid I was at a playground and was just about to go down a slide. And, I saw some **** on the slide. It was so gross. :eek: Whether it was from an animal or a person, I don't wanna know. It was so disgusting! puke:
One day, ALONG time ago, We were at the park and me, my brother and my sister had to go to the bathroom, and there was a porta-potty there, so we opened the door and looked in, and there was a old pair of undies somebody took a crap in laying on the toilet, so we went in to a "wooded" area and used the bathroom like everybody else. :lol:

[Moondance]

I think the most embarrassing ones happen to me when I open the stall and someone is sitting on the toilet! I've done that a few times - one was a church secretary!


Feen

[TheGreatPretender]

My friends and I are sooo crazy.We all go to this horse back riding stable, and the only toilet we have is a port-a-pottie or whatever they are called. And we were playing this game of hide and seek, we all found eachother except for this one girl, and we thought she was hiding in the port-a- pottie, so we all went up to it and started banging on it, and this poor other girl ran out scared ****less, and it turned out the hiding girl was somewhere else. We all started apologizing soooo much, but we assumed she was ok because she started cracking up. :lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

LOl in 5th grade I had a 'lunch detention' because I didnt do my homework, and I wasnt feeling too well. So, I used that time to go to the bathroom and it got clogged! When I was all done it came back up (just the water toliet paper thank God), and by that time recess was over! The janitor had to come clean it all up (the bathroom was in the classroom) while all of us were back on the floor reading. Oy.

[I am Him]

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
LOl in 5th grade I had a 'lunch detention' because I didnt do my homework, and I wasnt feeling too well. So, I used that time to go to the bathroom and it got clogged! You over flowed the toilet? :eek: :lol:

[MaryElizabeth]

Originally posted by dlemond
I'm not even commenting on your story.

I just have to say that "Turd Burglar"-from your status- is one the funniest phrases of all time.

I can't say it without laughing. I know what you mean. LOL

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by I am Him
You over flowed the toilet? :eek: :lol: I didnt mean to!:o :lol:

[Janice]

Once I was in a public restroom and went to grab some toilet paper, and to my horror, I discovered this.

[Janice]

I found this in my toilet once. Have no idea where he came from.

[Dr. Jazz]

I was watching a special about brown tree snakes several years back and they're all over the little island of Guam. They even get into the sewer system there. This guy was on the toilet and one the brown tree snakes came up through the toilet and bit off one of his testicles. TRUE STORY. How's THAT for a horrible bathroom experience?

[MaryElizabeth]

Originally posted by Dr. Jazz
I was watching a special about brown tree snakes several years back and they're all over the little island of Guam. They even get into the sewer system there. This guy was on the toilet and one the brown tree snakes came up through the toilet and bit off one of his testicles. TRUE STORY. How's THAT for a horrible bathroom experience? oh my god. :faint:

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by Dr. Jazz
I was watching a special about brown tree snakes several years back and they're all over the little island of Guam. They even get into the sewer system there. This guy was on the toilet and one the brown tree snakes came up through the toilet and bit off one of his testicles. TRUE STORY. How's THAT for a horrible bathroom experience? Luckily im a visiual learner, so the impact isn't THAT great [phew:o ]

[REDKISH 4X4]

Ok.


One period when I was on holiday, My arse fell like a steam factory, and had to put bum cream on my behind and missed pizza! that was annoying:mad:

[The OC #1 Fan]

^^^ Great Mental Picture...;)....:lol:

[REDKISH 4X4]

Ok, who has Diaria or however u spell it.










anyone? OK OK SO ITS TOO DAMN EMBARRASING! anyone wanna change their mind:confused:

[treky]

this didn't happen to me, but to someone I used to work with:
about 1970 or 71 when he was still single, he went out drinking one Friday night, and when he got back to his car, he passed out.

Then, when he woke up, he was laying on the hood of his car, so someone must have seen him and moved him. Anyways, when he woke up, it was like 3 in the morning, and he had to-well, to put it delicetly, if he didn't get to the bathroom soon he would have had something hapen in his pants that would leave a brown stain!!
So the only place he found still open was a hotel across the street. He walked over there, walked into the lobby, but there was noone around. So he was walking around looking for the bathroom, and by now he had to hurry. So he turned a corner and saw a trashcan. Well, you can guess what happened then!! So while he was "busy" just then a janitor came around the corner!!:happyface :happyface He yelled "HEY!! WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' BOY???" Here's a **** hose!! You clean that ****** thing out!!!":happyface :happyface :happyface :happyface

[REDKISH 4X4]

Originally posted by treky
this didn't happen to me, but to someone I used to work with:
about 1970 or 71 when he was still single, he went out drinking one Friday night, and when he got back to his car, he passed out.

Then, when he woke up, he was laying on the hood of his car, so someone must have seen him and moved him. Anyways, when he woke up, it was like 3 in the morning, and he had to-well, to put it delicetly, if he didn't get to the bathroom soon he would have had something hapen in his pants that would leave a brown stain!!
So the only place he found still open was a hotel across the street. He walked over there, walked into the lobby, but there was noone around. So he was walking around looking for the bathroom, and by now he had to hurry. So he turned a corner and saw a trashcan. Well, you can guess what happened then!! So while he was "busy" just then a janitor came around the corner!!:happyface :happyface He yelled "HEY!! WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' BOY???" Here's a **** hose!! You clean that ****** thing out!!!":happyface :happyface :happyface :happyface OH MY GOODNESS!

well i have strange poop that I may call Diarea because it's a little liquidlike. I just hope we never run out of baby paste

EDIT--- that janitor really seems that his patience went on holiday