Why men are happier people

[Brent88]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

So true... :cool: :D

[Kristina]

how fascinating.

[Dutabi84]

I laughed evilishly at #11. Muahahahaha..

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Number 5...one of these days it'll be wrong.

[Mijada]

Originally posted by Brent88

15. One mood - all the time.


Yeah Right :rolleyes: You don't know my boss.

[Pitooey]

Originally posted by Brent88
Why Men Are Just Happier People

2. The garage is all yours. (I SAY NOPE)

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. (NOPE)

13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. (AINT IT DISGUSTING..............)

15. One mood - all the time. (NOPE)

16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (NO WAY...........)

22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (SO TRUE...........)

26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (OH MY GOODNESS HAHAHAHAHA)

31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. (OH MY GOODNESS.................)

32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. (HOW TRUE........................ HAHAHAHAHA)

So true... :cool: :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Pitooey
:lol: :lol: :lol:

JennyLee :eek: Welcome back! (I used to be Eric Matthews/Original Prankster/etc.)

[Chain Gang Member]

Number 5...one of these days it'll be wrong.

I wonder if that'll be a good change or a bad change?

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Brent88
Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

So true... :cool: :D

:lol: That sounds like my beloved hubby all right!:nod: :lol:

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Jackhammer
I wonder if that'll be a good change or a bad change?

Depends on the person, IMO. I think there are some women who would make great Presidents, and some women who would be horrible, just like some men.

[GMunster]

What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it! :woohoo:

[vienna waits]

Originally posted by Brent88
Depends on the person, IMO. I think there are some women who would make great Presidents, and some women who would be horrible, just like some men.

Hillary Clinton (Roddam) wants it.

[Hollow]

um yeah im a girl and about half of those apply to me. and even if i was a guy i'd be just as miserable as i am now.

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by GMunster
What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it! :woohoo:

Haha....I think most guys would be fine with that.

I think having a woman president would be a good change...I just don't think we're ready for it.

[Brent88]

Originally posted by GMunster
What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it! :woohoo:

Oh, me too. :grineyes:

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Hillary Clinton (Roddam) wants it.

No comment on her, except DON'T REMIND ME. She's already run the White House for 8 years. :p

[dawsongirl]

2. The garage is all yours.

Not at my house. :D


5. You can be president.

So can a girl.



9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

I hate my boss, but I have to give him this...he tells women the truth about repairs.

10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Neither do I.

22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

So does mine. :p

27. You only have to shave your face and neck.

:cuss:

[Lady T]

Sorry, I would never want to be a man for many many reasons; there are a lot of areas where women are more powerful than men, and the fact that men are paid 10% more than woman, is one of the few things that makes the USA kinda of the crappy side, but then again, I run my own company, have men working under me, own my own car and house, and never thought I was inferior because I am a woman and not a man:p

[GeeBee]

Originally posted by Brent88
No comment on her, except DON'T REMIND ME. She's already run the White House for 8 years. :p

Much better than current management, I might add.

[Seth]

Originally posted by Brent88
No comment on her, except DON'T REMIND ME. She's already run the White House for 8 years. :p

And as I seem to recall, 1993-2000 were awfully good times, economically, but, I'm getting political, so let's just call it a day.

[I am Him]

Now if we can only find a way to invent a woman that never gets old or fat. :cheers:

[webuster]

Sorry, I would never want to be a man for many many reasons; there are a lot of areas where women are more powerful than men, and the fact that men are paid 10% more than woman, is one of the few things that makes the USA kinda of the crappy side, but then again, I run my own company, have men working under me, own my own car and house, and never thought I was inferior because I am a woman and not a man

COOL! You sound kind of like Joanna in The Stepford Wives remake!

I think men aren't as self-conscious as women (most of the time)- that's why they can do more things- they have less shame!

[Brent88]

Originally posted by I am Him
Now if we can only find a way to invent a woman that never gets old or fat. :cheers:

:bouncers

[Brent88]

Originally posted by GeeBee
Much better than current management, I might add.

:nonono:

[GMunster]

I'd love a woman who couldn't get fat or old!:D

[GMunster]

Originally posted by Brent88
:nonono:

Kiss my :mooner:

[JayTom824]

Since we're getting on the women, here one that's pretty good:

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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:D :D :D

[Brent88]

:rofl:

That is hilarious. I especially like If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

:rotflmao:

[Rhiannon]

Originally posted by Mijada
Yeah Right :rolleyes: You don't know my boss.

ha...that's true. Bosses suck

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by I am Him
Now if we can only find a way to invent a woman that never gets old or fat. :cheers:

....or a man that can never get old or fat.

[Czas na Zywiec]

I don't know how many times people have to be hit over the head to realize that when they say no political talk, they actually mean it.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
....or a man that can never get old or fat.

Touché

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
I don't know how many times people have to be hit over the head to realize that when they say no political talk, they actually mean it.

I know. I'm sorry. :wave:

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Touché

:D Just saying it goes both ways.

[I am Him]

Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
Just saying it goes both ways.

Not quite. A man can be old and/or fat and still get chicks. :p

[*MIBabe03*]

Originally posted by I am Him
Not quite. A man can be old and/or fat and still get chicks. :p

Yeah, only if he has money to go along with it.

[OU812]

Originally posted by Princess2003
Yeah, only if he has money to go along with it.

And there will always be some bubblely airheaded blonde that will be right by his side.:D

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Undercover Angel
the fact that men are paid 10% more than woman, is one of the few things that makes the USA kinda of the crappy side
that's because this country sucks and has unequal rights. (oh ****, i stated my opinion on a chunk of land again and another anti sarah bash fest is gonna start :seeya: )

[vienna waits]

Originally posted by safety pin
that's because this country sucks and has unequal rights. (oh ****, i stated my opinion on a chunk of land again and another anti sarah bash fest is gonna start :seeya: )

Let me know when you find a better one.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by I am Him
Now if we can only find a way to invent a woman that never gets old or fat. :cheers:

Let's invent a man who isn't a sexist pig!

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Princess2003
Yeah, only if he has money to go along with it.

EXACTLY!

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Let me know when you find a better one.
a better opinion?

[GMunster]

No, a better country.

[Hollow]

Originally posted by GMunster
No, a better country.
ah yes, that point was brought up last time. realistically it's only an opinion that's the best. i didn't say whether i think it's the best or not, but if i do, it doesn't take away my right to say i hate it. :wave:

[GMunster]

I know, America can be pretty sh***y some times.

[OU812]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Let's invent a man who isn't a sexist pig!

...and a woman who's not a femi-nazi. :D

[OU812]

Originally posted by safety pin
that's because this country sucks and has unequal rights. (oh ****, i stated my opinion on a chunk of land again and another anti sarah bash fest is gonna start :seeya: )

Well Sarah, if you want equal rights I hear Saudi Arabia treats their women great!!

[°Bubbly Blonde°]

...just what is a "femi-nazi?"

[Seth]

Rush Limbaugh made up the term. Definition, as he originally coined it, but a summation of the definition pulled from the web

Definition 1:

a feminist who is trying to produce as many abortions as possible. Hence the term "nazi"...trying to rid the world of a particular group of people (fetuses).

There's also the second version, used to describe overly-militant feminists. YMMV on the over-militant part.

(Anyone who knows me well enough knows exactly just WHAT I think of Mr. Limbaugh...Let's just say I don't think very highly of the man)

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by OU812
...and a woman who's not a femi-nazi. :D

Defending my gender makes me a femi-nazi. Hmm. Good to know.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

none of those apply to me.

[PZelda]

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
--Suuuuuure. ;)

5. You can be president.
--Think again.

6. You can never be pregnant.
--That's not what happened to Junior. :lol:

10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
--I don't, either. ;)

15. One mood - all the time.
--Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
--FYI, I hate the phone too and I can end a conversation in 15 seconds. ;)

18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
--I went to London for 10 days in March and I only brought one suitcase. ;)

19. You can open all your own jars.
--I can too.

24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
--Good lord.

25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
--Suuuuuuuure. Thank God women don't have beards.

26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
--The same can be said for ladies. ;)

27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
--But you guys have a LOT more hair to deal with. Got ya! ;)

28. You can play with toys all your life.
--I can too and if they laugh at me...Another swift kick in the nuts. :winkgrin

[EmoJoe]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Let's invent a man who isn't a sexist pig!

Not all men are sexist, like me, im not sexist.

[EmoJoe]

Originally posted by Brent88
Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

So true... :cool: :D

Im just picking out some that arent true:
5- Its true now, but soon it wont be
14- New shoes blister anyones feet if you go on a hike the first time you wear them
15- You dont know my dad
16- Not always
25- What about your hair?It can get grey
28- Im a 12-year-old boy and I rarely play with toys anymore
30- Not me, my feet grow rapidly
34- I somehow dont find that true

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Rurry007
Not all men are sexist, like me, im not sexist.
she wasn't referring to all men..

[OU812]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
--Suuuuuure. ;)

5. You can be president.
--Think again.

6. You can never be pregnant.
--That's not what happened to Junior. :lol:

10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
--I don't, either. ;)

15. One mood - all the time.
--Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
--FYI, I hate the phone too and I can end a conversation in 15 seconds. ;)

18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
--I went to London for 10 days in March and I only brought one suitcase. ;)

19. You can open all your own jars.
--I can too.

24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
--Good lord.

25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
--Suuuuuuuure. Thank God women don't have beards.

26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
--The same can be said for ladies. ;)

27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
--But you guys have a LOT more hair to deal with. Got ya! ;)

28. You can play with toys all your life.
--I can too and if they laugh at me...Another swift kick in the nuts. :winkgrin

Damn!!! You are one hell of a man!!! Way ta go Butch!!!

[GabbyFang]

Originally posted by GMunster
What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it! :woohoo: :lol:

[Penny Lane]

This thread is absolutely ridiculous! The man that I have been married to for 35 years is all man and I like it that way! If I wanted a feminine person I would have married a woman! He is absolutely the most wonderful person that I have ever known. I suffered a great illness a few years ago and he was there for me every step of the way! Face it people! Men are different! And I am grateful for it! Macho doesn't necessarily mean unfeeling. Give me macho!YEAH! :happyface

Men rock! :D

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Penny Lane
This thread is absolutely ridiculous! The man that I have been married to for 35 years is all man and I like it that way! If I wanted a feminine person I would have married a woman! He is absolutely the most wonderful person that I have ever known. I suffered a great illness a few years ago and he was there for me every step of the way! Face it people! Men are different! And I am grateful for it! Macho doesn't necessarily mean unfeeling. Give me macho!YEAH! :happyface

Men rock! :D

Awww.... do you tell him that? :)

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Brent88
Awww.... do you tell him that? :)


Of course! He knows that I love him and appreciate him! He loves me too and tells me that all the time! He is so wonderful!:D I guess I am one of the lucky ones. I know that there are a lot of bad marriages out there. I am so blessed! He even understands my passion for Paul!:lol:

[Brent88]

That gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. :cool: :lol:

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Brent88
That gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. :cool: :lol:


Aw............. Me too!:lol: He's a great guy! I just love him to pieces!:eyes: