06-14-2004, 11:45 PM
I figure this has to be the ultimate hangout for legitimate Wiccans.. I mean what kind of powerful enlightened individual doesn't love the zany hijinks of one of their own? So for the millions of Wiccans reading this urgent message right now, I need your help.. Join me in stopping the coming evil, before it destroys us all.. It will all be done through the counselor at the high school in Amesbury, Massachusetts.. She will bring the apocalypse upon us all! The ancient scriptures tell us this truth, and only we can stop it.. Just focus all your Wiccan energy on her, and it all combined with everyone else here will bring her reign of terror to an end before she opens the gate to hell in Sunnydale.. wait.. that's Buffy.. well same difference, anyways, get to it mah Wicca' farizzle.. The fate of the world depends on it.