Michael [hXc]
06-13-2004, 11:22 AM
This is the first time Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy meet, while seeing their newborn nephew Beaver. Wally is 5. They are in the kitchen eating breakfast. June made pancakes and eggs.
June: "Wally, you'd better get dressed and ready, Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy are coming here today to see your brother. It really is a memorable moment for both of them. Seems like time just flew by so fast. I remember.....
Ward walks into the room
Ward: Good morning June. Good morning Wally. Anything going on today?
June: Well, Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy are coming today. And Ward, please don't upset Aunt Martha in any way. She was the only person like a mother to me. Do it for me.
Ward: But June, why is Aunt Martha allowed to upset us but we can't say anything to her?
June: Well, because we are her only living relatives, and she lives alone and is getting older. We are all she has.
Ward: Excellent breakfast June. Now Wally, go upstairs and change before they arrive.
Wally: Yes Sir.
June: Especially don't say anything when Aunt Martha says how much Wally looks like a Bronson.I know that bothers you.
Ward: June, I know Wally looks like you. I just don't want her associating our sons with her side of the family more. It's Uncle Billy I'm worried about.
June: You know, you are the greatest man I have ever met, Ward. I think Wally and Beaver would be better off if they had more of your attributes than mine. I want them to get married and make their wife as happy as you have made me.
Ward kisses June and then they go upstairs and get ready for the company.
June: Remember what I told you Ward. Don't upset Aunt Martha. They're here now.
June opens door.
Aunt Martha: June! It's been so long since I've seen you. And here's Wallace. He is looking more and more like a Bronson every time I see him!
Trying to be as nice as possible, Ward: Yes, Wally has always taken after June's side of the family.
Aunt Martha: And where's my newborn nephew Theodore?
June walks over and takes him out of his crib in his room.
Aunt Martha: Awwwww! He's so adorable, and look, he has the Bronson eyes too.
June: Actually he looks just like Ward as a baby. Wally looks more like me.
Aunt Martha: And I picked his name too. Named after my brother Theodore who died in 1922. I have spent 28 years without him, and I would like young Theodore to follow in his footsteps.
Ward was feeling jealous, as he was hoping Beaver would be another like him. He ignored Aunt Martha though. The doorbell rang again.
Ward: Oh, that must be Uncle Billy now.
June opens the door.
Uncle Billy: Where's my newborn baby nephew? Hello Ward, June. Don't recall I have ever met her before.
June: This is my Aunt Martha. Aunt Martha, this is Ward's Uncle Billy.
Uncle Billy: And there's Wally. He has grown so fast! I remember when he was Beaver's age there. Wally has always looked so much like your side of the family, June. But now we had Beaver, who is the spittin' image of his father!
Aunt Martha: I want Theodore to become an image of a Bronson just like my brother.
Uncle Billy: Want to hear some of my hunting stories I told to Ward when he was young?
part 2 to be posted later.
June: "Wally, you'd better get dressed and ready, Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy are coming here today to see your brother. It really is a memorable moment for both of them. Seems like time just flew by so fast. I remember.....
Ward walks into the room
Ward: Good morning June. Good morning Wally. Anything going on today?
June: Well, Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy are coming today. And Ward, please don't upset Aunt Martha in any way. She was the only person like a mother to me. Do it for me.
Ward: But June, why is Aunt Martha allowed to upset us but we can't say anything to her?
June: Well, because we are her only living relatives, and she lives alone and is getting older. We are all she has.
Ward: Excellent breakfast June. Now Wally, go upstairs and change before they arrive.
Wally: Yes Sir.
June: Especially don't say anything when Aunt Martha says how much Wally looks like a Bronson.I know that bothers you.
Ward: June, I know Wally looks like you. I just don't want her associating our sons with her side of the family more. It's Uncle Billy I'm worried about.
June: You know, you are the greatest man I have ever met, Ward. I think Wally and Beaver would be better off if they had more of your attributes than mine. I want them to get married and make their wife as happy as you have made me.
Ward kisses June and then they go upstairs and get ready for the company.
June: Remember what I told you Ward. Don't upset Aunt Martha. They're here now.
June opens door.
Aunt Martha: June! It's been so long since I've seen you. And here's Wallace. He is looking more and more like a Bronson every time I see him!
Trying to be as nice as possible, Ward: Yes, Wally has always taken after June's side of the family.
Aunt Martha: And where's my newborn nephew Theodore?
June walks over and takes him out of his crib in his room.
Aunt Martha: Awwwww! He's so adorable, and look, he has the Bronson eyes too.
June: Actually he looks just like Ward as a baby. Wally looks more like me.
Aunt Martha: And I picked his name too. Named after my brother Theodore who died in 1922. I have spent 28 years without him, and I would like young Theodore to follow in his footsteps.
Ward was feeling jealous, as he was hoping Beaver would be another like him. He ignored Aunt Martha though. The doorbell rang again.
Ward: Oh, that must be Uncle Billy now.
June opens the door.
Uncle Billy: Where's my newborn baby nephew? Hello Ward, June. Don't recall I have ever met her before.
June: This is my Aunt Martha. Aunt Martha, this is Ward's Uncle Billy.
Uncle Billy: And there's Wally. He has grown so fast! I remember when he was Beaver's age there. Wally has always looked so much like your side of the family, June. But now we had Beaver, who is the spittin' image of his father!
Aunt Martha: I want Theodore to become an image of a Bronson just like my brother.
Uncle Billy: Want to hear some of my hunting stories I told to Ward when he was young?
part 2 to be posted later.