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isiahthomas
06-10-2004, 10:16 AM
I was watching a old episode of The Parkers yesterday & she was dating this humongous fat boy named Alan. She was trying to help him lose weight but it was hard for him to do cause he likes to eat. I don't know if ya'll remember Alan in How To Be A Player movie with Bill Bellamy. There was another fat boy as big as Alan in that movie that was his friend. They were at Bill's mom house for a cookout & J Anthony Brown was cookin on the grill. They were sittin by the grill while J was cookin on it. J turned around & looked at them & said well i'll be damn, if it ain't the double scoop twins, thick & thicker LOL. He said i know u 2 swole up fat bast***s wouldn't miss a meal in your life, what ya'll waitin on 9th's, look at them over there lookin like 2 big ole m&m's, trying to outeat one another hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed so hard on that part cause Alan & his fat friend are huge. I saw previews for this new movie called The Cookout with Eve, Ja Rule, Queen Latifah, Danny Glover, Jenifer Lewis & Alan & his fat friend are gonna be in the movie also. I bet both of them dudes will be virgins until they die hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ain't nobody gonna have sex with them. They couldn't have sex with a fat woman cause they'll be slappin bellies LOL.

isiahthomas
10-05-2004, 12:50 PM
I can't believe nobody responded to this post. GarfieldKool do u know who i'm talkin about? That fat dude Alan that Kim was dating? That's a humongous dude LOL. He ain't got no neck LOL.

GARFIELDKOOL
10-05-2004, 02:19 PM
Yeah, I know who you talking about. It don't make no sense for nobody to get that big. He is too young to be that big. I think him and the other one was in , "Me, Myself and Irene".

isiahthomas
10-05-2004, 03:34 PM
Yeah they were in Me, Myself & Irene movie. You're right. It don't make no sense for somebody that young to be that big. I bet him & that other fat boy are gonna be virgins forever cause they'll never get any sex hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

GARFIELDKOOL
10-06-2004, 10:35 AM
They both look like they smell like sh-t.

isiahthomas
10-06-2004, 03:13 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet when the both of them use the toilet, their asses are too big for the toilet seat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

moeee
06-23-2005, 02:42 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet when the both of them use the toilet, their asses are too big for the toilet seat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

isiahthomas
07-23-2005, 01:16 PM
I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.

moeee
08-09-2005, 06:03 PM
I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.


:rofl: :lol:

isiahthomas
08-10-2005, 04:46 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GeorgiaboyJeff!
08-10-2005, 05:13 PM
Ya'll are so wrong lol... Ya'll might get big like that one day lol...

felicitylen
08-10-2005, 06:01 PM
I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.


I saw that video. Wasn't he in the Nutty Professor?

isiahthomas
08-11-2005, 09:37 AM
He was in The Nutty Professor.