Stange phone calls

[Jokerette]

This morning, I was woken up by the phone ringing at the un Godly hour of 7:00am. My first thought was that it was some kind of medical/death emergency invovling someone in the family so I flew out of bed and to the phone. I picked it up and...

Creepy Dude: Hello.

Me: Hello. Who is this?

Creepy Dude: Is this *insert my number here*

Me: That's right.

Creepy Dude: I think I've got the wrong number.

Me: I think so. How did you get this numer?

Creepy Dude: Um someone called Andy gave it to me.

Me: Are you sure? I don't know any Andy's.

Creepy Dude: Oh.

Me: You've got the wrong number, okay?

Creepy Dude: Okay, but can I call you back later? You have a really sexy voice?

Me: Not unless you want to find out the true meaning of Hell. Goodbye.

Me: Hangs up and plugs in the internet cable so no more ahole's can call me.

That's pretty much word for word how it happened. It was weird. I know it wasn't a kid or a teenager messing about, the guy sounded anywhere from 30 to 50. It's the first pervy phone call I've had and I was creeped out and very annoyed. Couldn't the bastard have waited until a resonable hour if he HAD to do this? I'm never up at 7am, I don't even know what 7am looks like. The thing distruped my routine completely. What's wrong with these people?

Have you guys ever had any really weird calls from a stranger? Share here.

[Dutabi84]

Just late last night...

Me: Hello?

guy: Is this (my name)?

Me: Yes.

guy: You are going to pay the price.

Me: The ultimate price?

guy: Yes (hangs up)





Actually, that was my friend. He told me he was gonna call me too. Hehe.

[TJL]

The other day I got a call on my cell from some guy;

Guy - Hello, is Eric there?

Me - No, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number?

Guy (really annoyed) - So, you didn't call me yesterday?

Me - No, I'm sorry I did not.

Guy - Look someone by the name of Eric called me yesterday from this number.

Me - Uh, I'm sorry sir, but my name isn't Eric, and I didn't call you. You must have the wrong number.

Guy - You didn't call me about an order of Key Lime Pies? ( I swear this is what he said!)

Me - I don't even like Key Lime pie.

Click!

;)

[-*Forever*-]

I remember these kids called me once after a dance and were just saying crap... but nothing like that. That's WEIRD. Did you *69 him???

[*MIBabe03*]

I get weird messages on my cell phone all the time. They obviously have the wrong number. I've had numerous calls from people saying that they didn't want to buy the house that I showed them (huh, what house are they talking about). I believe they are looking for their real estate agent or something. Another time I got a call from some guy who was in prison and looking for someone named Joe. Yeah it was really weird trying to explain to a con that he had the wrong number.

[Mr. Stefani]

Some guy that barely speaks english calls my cell almost the same time every night and wants to order pizza. it's getting annoying.

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

Once this guy called and my mom answered it. They ended up having an hour long conversation and she didn't even know who it was. :)

[Kazza]

I used to get this kind of call.
Caller: Is so and so there?
Me: There is no one by that name here!
Caller: *dead silence* OH OK *dead silence*
:rolleyes:

OR:
Caller: Who is this?
Me: Who are you trying to reach?
Caller: *annoyed* WHO IS THIS???
Me: This is ME; who are YOU?? *click* :lol: :rolleyes:

[Hollow]

One time some spanish guy called my house at like 11pm and i could hardly understand what he said, he was talking way too fast and he had an accent.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

it was quite amusing.

[robyrob]

Originally posted by safety pin
Guy: CELIA! :rotflmao:

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by safety pin
One time some spanish guy called my house at like 11pm and i could hardly understand what he said, he was talking way too fast and he had an accent.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

it was quite amusing.
:rofl: haha.

[Brent88]

:rofl:

There is NOTHING more annoying than waking up early for no reason and not being able to go back to sleep. Ugh... I usually get up between 9 and 10am. This morning it was closer to 10am, but yesterday morning, I was up at the ungodly time of 7:30am. I tried my hardest but could not go back to sleep. I felt like crap til noon too, because I only had about 6 1/2 hours of sleep(I have to get about 8 or I don't feel good). :mad:

Anyway... getting offtopic: here, but just had to share.

[Brent88]

Originally posted by safety pin
One time some spanish guy called my house at like 11pm and i could hardly understand what he said, he was talking way too fast and he had an accent.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

it was quite amusing.

:rotflmao:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Dream Sequence
This morning, I was woken up by the phone ringing at the un Godly hour of 7:00am. My first thought was that it was some kind of medical/death emergency invovling someone in the family so I flew out of bed and to the phone. I picked it up and...

Creepy Dude: Hello.

Me: Hello. Who is this?

Creepy Dude: Is this *insert my number here*

Me: That's right.

Creepy Dude: I think I've got the wrong number.

Me: I think so. How did you get this numer?

Creepy Dude: Um someone called Andy gave it to me.

Me: Are you sure? I don't know any Andy's.

Creepy Dude: Oh.

Me: You've got the wrong number, okay?

Creepy Dude: Okay, but can I call you back later? You have a really sexy voice?

Me: Not unless you want to find out the true meaning of Hell. Goodbye.

Me: Hangs up and plugs in the internet cable so no more ahole's can call me.

That's pretty much word for word how it happened. It was weird. I know it wasn't a kid or a teenager messing about, the guy sounded anywhere from 30 to 50. It's the first pervy phone call I've had and I was creeped out and very annoyed. Couldn't the bastard have waited until a resonable hour if he HAD to do this? I'm never up at 7am, I don't even know what 7am looks like. The thing distruped my routine completely. What's wrong with these people?

Have you guys ever had any really weird calls from a stranger? Share here.

Ewww....I hate getting phone calls as it is. No way do I want some nasty dude calling me...especially at 7am. Hell, 6 days out of the week, I don't get up until after 11am.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by safety pin
One time some spanish guy called my house at like 11pm and i could hardly understand what he said, he was talking way too fast and he had an accent.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

it was quite amusing.

:rotflmao:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Just late last night...

Me: Hello?

guy: Is this (my name)?

Me: Yes.

guy: You are going to pay the price.

Me: The ultimate price?

guy: Yes (hangs up)


Actually, that was my friend. He told me he was gonna call me too. Hehe.

That sounds like this dude I knew in college. He called my dorm one morning and after I said hello, he played a clip from the Simpsons where Ralph says "My knob tastes funny" and the guy running the panel says "Please refrain from tasting the knob."

Then I think my roommate was jealous because he gave me an obscene call and not her.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by safety pin
One time some spanish guy called my house at like 11pm and i could hardly understand what he said, he was talking way too fast and he had an accent.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

it was quite amusing. :rotflmao:

[HootervilleFan]

Originally posted by Nirvana
Some guy that barely speaks english calls my cell almost the same time every night and wants to order pizza. it's getting annoying.

Then stop forgetting to put the pepperoni on it! :D :lol:

[hawaii five-o]

This is why caller ID was invented.

[HootervilleFan]

Originally posted by hawaii five-o
This is why caller ID was invented.

Caller ID is a waste of money. Most of the people I know have their numbers listed as anonymous. And most telemarketing calls do not register on it. Get an answering machine, and screen the calls before picking up. *Very simple*.

[Ags2000]

My father has this bad habbit of answering the phone when he is asleep and then forgetting about the call the next day.

Several years ago my dad was asleep as usual and my mom had just gotten into the bed when the phone rang. This is what my mom heard:

Dad: "Hello. Really?!? Oh okay thanks, I owe you one. Bye."

He promptly rolled over and was snoring in seconds. Mom nudged him and asked him who called. He was like huh? What do you mean who called. Mom relayed his end of the conversation back to him and he started laughing. This was the conversation he told us that occured.

Dad: "Hello."
Lady: "Sara's husband just passed my apartment to go up the stairs. You better get out of there before he finds you!"
Dad: "Really?!?"
Lady: "Yes, I guess he got off early hurry he's about halfway up now!"
Dad: "Oh okay thanks, I owe you one. Bye"

:rotflmao: Mom started laughing and told him if we saw in the paper the next day about a man being murdered for being found with another mans wife it would all be his fault.

D

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Ags2000
My father has this bad habbit of answering the phone when he is asleep and then forgetting about the call the next day.

Several years ago my dad was asleep as usual and my mom had just gotten into the bed when the phone rang. This is what my mom heard:

Dad: "Hello. Really?!? Oh okay thanks, I owe you one. Bye."

He promptly rolled over and was snoring in seconds. Mom nudged him and asked him who called. He was like huh? What do you mean who called. Mom relayed his end of the conversation back to him and he started laughing. This was the conversation he told us that occured.

Dad: "Hello."
Lady: "Sara's husband just passed my apartment to go up the stairs. You better get out of there before he finds you!"
Dad: "Really?!?"
Lady: "Yes, I guess he got off early hurry he's about halfway up now!"
Dad: "Oh okay thanks, I owe you one. Bye"

:rotflmao: Mom started laughing and told him if we saw in the paper the next day about a man being murdered for being found with another mans wife it would all be his fault.

D

:eek: :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Stupid double post.

[dawsongirl]

Damn computer....:mad:

[Brent88]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Damn computer....:mad:

:rofl:!!!!